Two of the three wise men are waiting by the side of the road next to a Fiat Punto. The Third comes rushing towards them.
WISE MAN 3
Sorry I'm late guys. Oh no, you guys got gifts didn't you?
WISE MAN 1
Of course we did. He's the new leader.
WISE MAN 3
(flummoxed) What did you get?
WISE MAN 2
I got some Frankensense, and he's got Gold.
WISE MAN 1
You don't HAVE to get something.
WISE MAN 3
No, I'll look stupid if I don't. Can we call at the services on our way?
Three wise men get into the car and drive off. They pull up at a service station and WISE MAN 3 jumps out and dashes in. Once inside he walks up and down the aisles and stops at a sign over a basket with a sign that says MYRRH: BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. He then looks to the right and sees a basket with that sign COAL BRIQUETTES: HALF PRICE. WISE MAN 3 looks undecided and panicky.
Next shot is at the stable. The camera pans across to see the baby Jesus, followed by Gold, Francensense and...coal briquettes.
MARY
Thanks so much for your gifts...although the coal briquettes is a bit shit.
WISE MAN 3 looks crestfallen, WISE MAN 1 and 2 share a sly smile behind him.