Griff you have about 30 seconds to post that to Jack before some one else nicks it.
But my variant would be.
007 film with Aardman animation.
Solace of Gromit.
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Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2008, 3:05 PM GMTGriff you have about 30 seconds to post that to Jack before some one else nicks it.
But my variant would be.
007 film with Aardman animation.
Solace of Gromit.
Aren't they supposed to be pub jokes you tell to your mates though?
"007 film with Aardman animation.
Solace of Gromit."
That's a doodle of a joke.
I call 'em Hagen Daz lolly stick jokes.
Your's are pretty good sending them off?
Get 3 and that's a night on the town with a mixed kebab at the end
This is quite hypnotic. In amongst the directory enquiries, people are asking some very funny questions: http://www.text118118.com/livefeed.aspx
I feel sorry for the operators having to ask some of this stuff. It must be even worse on the overnight shift after people have had a few drinks.
Keep an eye out for your jokes - asking for a joke seems to be a popular enquiry!
Quote: Mark @ November 21 2008, 4:14 PM GMTThis is quite hypnotic. In amongst the directory enquiries, people are asking some very funny questions: http://www.text118118.com/livefeed.aspx
I feel sorry for the operators having to ask some of this stuff. It must be even worse on the overnight shift after people have had a few drinks.
Keep an eye out for your jokes - asking for a joke seems to be a popular enquiry!
I love when they get the answer wrong or misunderstand the question. It reminds me of GamesMaster when Patrick Moore would give a dodgy answer and leave the kid who asked the question looking confused and visibly upset.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhY7rJuAvY
That's been faked but it's a pretty accurate account of what used to happen!
Q: It wasn't a mistake.
A: Miss Emma Walsh works in the school of management department in Bath. thx
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Quote: Mark @ November 21 2008, 4:14 PM GMTThis is quite hypnotic. In amongst the directory enquiries, people are asking some very funny questions: http://www.text118118.com/livefeed.aspx
Now I've seen that I can't seem to stop watching. I was planning to send in more jokes right now and this has proved totally distracting.
So far my favourite question was:
"Q: Do you have any real friends other then yourself?
A: No, I am my only friend, however I throw quite a party. thx"
(I'm currently trying not to waste money asking "What's a common texting abbreviation for thanks?")
Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2008, 3:05 PM GMT007 film with Aardman animation.
Solace of Gromit.
Someone already did that on b3ta but they went with 'Quantum of Wallace'.
Finally sold one. Was beginning to think I wasn't the least bit funny. I'd sent about 80 over the last week, which is way more than I ever thought I'd manage to think up. This is not the cash cow I'd been looking for.
I've sent in a few. Not had word back yet though.
One of yours Sooty?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1973913.ece
No!
I'm neither racist nor do I shit where I eat.
Even when I write about Captain shits his pants.
Ooops. Didn't mean to infer you were a racist! Just a prolific 118er. I.E. Statistically it's more likley to be yours than anyone else's. Hole. Dig. I shall.
No worries I only 6 in last week, bread from my mouth you hear.
Bread from my mouth you're stealing you rotters!
Amittedly it's a big mouth and a lot of bread.
I thought the Iplod one was yours sooty?