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Does anyone have this list thing? I sent 7 or 8 jokes a while back, 3 were accepted but I have no idea which ones, although I have been paid.

Quote: Mikey J @ January 13 2009, 7:09 PM GMT

They seem to be a bit "behind" as the joke of mine they used this time round, I submitted to them before Christmas.

Has anybody else found this or did all the jokes you got in come from the week you sent them. I'd find this really useful to know thanks.

Jokes I didn't send in thingy

Why didn't the pervert admire Sharon Stone? He was busy watching Hilary Swank.

How did the choirboy know his brother had diarrhoea? The Priest's cock tasted bad.

Why do only 1 in a million sperm get through? They don't have a twatnav.

David Dickinson has started a new show where he scours the market for cheap prostitutes. It's called Bargain C**t.

Quote: Graham Trelfer @ January 13 2009, 1:51 PM GMT

It was. :P

Lol!

I thought it might be. Now I've got one through the filters I'll try to get rid of the poor ones in the future!

The shampoo one I'm sure is reworkable.

Yeah, I'll take that one back to the proverbial drawing board.

Did you get the e-mail today?

I got the Joke Feedback/Tally email on the 12th

Does anyone have this list thing? I sent 7 or 8 jokes a while back, 3 were accepted but I have no idea which ones, although I have been paid.

When did you send them? I have the xl files from December.

I've just received an email from Rebecca asking me to invoice her for my jokes.

Question: how do I know how many jokes I sold?!

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ January 14 2009, 9:38 PM GMT

Question: how do I know how many jokes I sold?!

How many laughs did you get? ;)

I have no idea. I submitted 10 in December and was told that 3 were maybes. Then I got an email from Rebecca before Christmas advising me she would be in touch if I sold any and then she would tell me how to invoice her. Haven't heard from her (or anyone) since until today.

Yes, I just checked and I have that email too. Now I'm wondering the same question. :D

Quote: Leevil @ January 14 2009, 9:42 PM GMT

Yes, I just checked and I have that email too. Now I'm wondering the same question. :D

Well you're no help!

Now I'm wondering why I haven't had that email and whether I should have done so that I could wonder how many to invoice for. I didn't receive the last round up either.

Shall I invoice for yours Badge? Pleased

Thing is I did get that that spreadsheet that was circulated (2 weeks ago) in the group email but I wasn't on it.

I haven't an invoice or a clue what you're all on about. But I'd like some free money if it's going. :)

Just got an e-mail asking me to invoice for one joke ! Although no idea which joke was accepted.......

*goes off to read email again*

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