British Comedy Guide

Judge

INT. DAY. COURT.

JUDGE:
The accused has been found guilty, bail is set at two thousand pounds. Of course, should you wish to gamble, you can walk away a free man, but losing means you double the bail money. (PAUSE)What should he do?

MEMBERS OF PUBLIC:
Gamble! Gamble!

ACCUSED:
I've had a good day and it's a tempting offer but I think I'll stick.

JUDGE:
Stick? I'll stick, I'll stick my gavel up your arse. Gamble, now!

ACCUSED:
I can't.

JUDGE:
Why not?

ACCUSED:
I've only got two grand.

JUDGE:
Oh, in that case I'll pass sentence. You are to be hung by the neck until dead.

eh?

I don't get it either. Maybe he's persuaded by the audience to take part even though he hasn't got the money like all these quiz shows?

But don't get why the Judge gives him an offer then sentences him. Maybe if you explain...

I put it up too hastily, this ones for the bin.

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