INT. DAY. COURT.
JUDGE:
The accused has been found guilty, bail is set at two thousand pounds. Of course, should you wish to gamble, you can walk away a free man, but losing means you double the bail money. (PAUSE)What should he do?
MEMBERS OF PUBLIC:
Gamble! Gamble!
ACCUSED:
I've had a good day and it's a tempting offer but I think I'll stick.
JUDGE:
Stick? I'll stick, I'll stick my gavel up your arse. Gamble, now!
ACCUSED:
I can't.
JUDGE:
Why not?
ACCUSED:
I've only got two grand.
JUDGE:
Oh, in that case I'll pass sentence. You are to be hung by the neck until dead.