(FX: 'Wacky' breakfast show jingle)
Female V/O
Micky Malone's Breakfast-Time Time with Micky Malone!
MICKY (over-the-top and cheery throughout)
Wakey wakey, Coldwich. It's Monday morning and that can only mean one thing:
(FX: Seven Dwarfs "Hi-Ho" theme)
MICKY
That's right, up you get and off to work. Unless you worked for the glass factory that closed on Macabee Road over the weekend…in which case stay in bed, contemplate your next step in your forever downward-spiralling life and enjoy more great songs for a great town...
(FX: Coldwich FM sweeper)
MICKY
We'll be speaking to Harry Bones, an employee of the factory…oops, sorry…
(FX: Family Fortunes wrong answer)
MICKY
FORMER employee of the factory…about how it feels to lose the only job you've had in the blink of an eye. If you want to share your favourite stories from Coldwich's biggest employer..oops
(FX: Family Fortunes wrong answer)
MICKY
FORMER biggest employer…then call me in the studio would be great to hear from you, Coldwich 20 20 22. Drop me a text on 304050 starting your text with the words "jobless", or email me – it's studio@coldwichfm.co.uk.com, put in the subject title "oh my life I'm about to lose everything". We've had a text from Chris who works for..oops..
(FX: Family Fortunes wrong answer)
MICKY
Oh, I'm terrible this morning…USED to work for the glass factory and he says "Micky, I've got nothing left play me a song to cheer me up!" Well Chris, this is for you…Roy Orbison classic "It's Over" on Coldwich Radio.
(Grams: Roy Orbison's "It's Over" fades out)