Wingin' It
TV Studio, PRESENTER.
PRESENTERGood evening ladies and gentlemen. I am Binty Piper and it gives me the most enormous (looks at groin) honour to present the Ultimate Legend Award to…
PAUL McCARTNEY (off) Someone's knockin' at the door, somebody ringin' the bell… Do me a favour, open the door, and let 'em in…
Enter PAUL McCARTNEY to applause.
PRESENTERHello Paul.
PAUL (always singing) Hi hi hi.
PRESENTERNow thank you…
PAUL (Here Comes The Sun) It's all right.
PRESENTERFor coming all the way from…
PAULMull of Kintyre…
PRESENTERTo accept this award.
PAULYeah, yeah, yeah!
PRESENTERNow I'd like to…
PAULI don't really wanna stop the show…
PRESENTERThen don't. You were born in…
PAULPenny Lane!
PRESENTERNear…
PAULStrawberry Fields.
PRESENTERYour mother was very poor…
PAULWonder how you manage to make ends meet. Who finds the money, whenyou pay the…?
PRESENTERPlease. But you started writing…
PAULRock 'n' roll music.
PRESENTERWith…
PAULSergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
PRESENTERYou mean John Lennon.
PAULThat's what the man said.
PRESENTERSorry?
PAULWon't you listen to what the man said.
PRESENTERYes. And for a while your career was a…
PAULLong and wining road.
PRESENTERBut then you took off like a…
PAULJet!
PRESENTERAs you toured like a…
PAULBand on the Run.
PRESENTERWith your group and your wife…
PAULWe all stand together.
PRESENTERIt really was a…
PAULMagical Mystery Tour. Roll up…
PRESENTERFrom…
PAULYesterday…
PRESENTERTo…
PAULJust another day.
PRESENTERThough times change…
PAULWe've been going in and out of style. But we're guaranteed to raise a smile.
PRESENTERNow I'd like to ask, do you have anything…
PAULComing up? Like a flower?
PRESENTERYes, any plans on what to write next?
PAULSilly love songs.
PRESENTERAnd then?
PAULNo words.
PRESENTERYou mean you'll just…
PAULLet it be, let it be.
PRESENTERYou're retiring?
PAULWill you still need me, will you still feed me?
PRESENTERWe'll miss you.
PAULHello, goodbye, hello, goodbye…
PRESENTERBut Paul…
PAULOh yeah, oh yeah.
PRESENTERDon't you have any interests at all outside music?
Long pause.
PAULNo.
