Youth translator

DAD
Jean look at this, it's the new youth speak translator. £9.99 from JML!

MUM
Those things never work Tony!

DAD
Hang on, here comes the birthday boy

BOY WALKS IN WITH HIS FRIEND

DAD
Happy birthday son, I think this is the one you wanted

HANDS HIS SON A DVD

SON
That is safe old man that is Jessica Alba, she is well fit

TRANSLATOR
(ELECTRONIC VOICE)
Thank you very much father, this film stars Jessica Alba, she is aesthetically pleasing

SON
Yo blud, check this out

TRANSLATOR
Excuse me friend, take a look at this birthday present

FRIEND
That is well bad bredrin, you is right she is well fine I would tap that all night long

TRANSLATOR
That is good my brother. I too agree that her appearance is pleasing on the eye. I would like to make love to her for an extended period of time

SON
Yo dad cheers for the DVD and that but you mind if me and my boys go chill down the park

TRANSLATOR
Excuse me dad, thank you for the vhs but would you mind terribly if I went to the park with my friends to relax

DAD
Sorry son, your mum is cooking you a special birthday meal

SON
Dad don't be so tight, I've been in all day I am tired of you

OVER RIDING THE TRANSLATOR DAD REPLIES IN YOUTH SPEAK

DAD
Don't get vex in my face son, get to your room before I merc you

BOYS LOOK SHOCKED

FRIEND
Uh see you later Mr Howard

DAD
Safe

ENDS

Top notch, made me laugh out loud.
Safe Bro me crease me face

That's good and funny.

I think it's a little unclear who's translating in the last few lines though.

Very good.

I did like this one. I think the translator needs to translate both ways all the way through though -- that could be a good source of comedy.

Also the potential for a couple of sketches like this (with a bit more action -- him going to the shops with it or something) followed by a third with it malfunctioning (after spilling something on it) could be awesome.

Dan

I did enjoy the translations but I thought the dad speaking "youth" at the end was a bit obvious and I saw it coming a mile off.