I wrote this for the treason show but they obviously didn't like my work! It's my first attempt at a parody, let me know what you think.
To the tune of Don't worry be happy.
Mr Ross I think you should take note
Your gonna struggle to keep your career afloat
but Don't worry be happy
Now you have burst your BBC bubble
A 12 week ban means financial trouble
but Don't worry, be happy......
dont worry be happy now
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
Don't be sad, don't lie around in your bed
go visit the speech therapist instead
and Don't worry, be happy
obnoxiousness is a terrible trait
and in the end it decided your fate
but Don't worry, be happy
Look at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
leave a message but make it snappy!
Don't worry, be happy
On the bright side at least you escaped trial
you won't be watching fawlty towers for a while
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
could be worse, you could be Gordon Brown
So don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy now...