Den Dover puns

CAMERON IS TALKING TO OSBOURNE.

CAMERON

Right George we're having Paul Dacre over for dinner. Don't mention Den Dover I did, but I think I got away with it. Did you speak to the fishmonger?

OSBOURNE.

Yes I asked them to send dover sole, doh sorry Dave.

CAMERON

Idiot, I am going to give you such a boot up the bum in a mo. Now did you take my dog to the vet?

OSBOURNE

Yes mend rover.

CAMERON

Just one more your simpering bribe taking cretin, I'm warning you!

OSBOURNE.

Oh Mandelson paid me that fiver he owed me, so that's lend over. Oops sorry boss.

CAMERON

I've got a rhyme for you. Bend over.

DAVID KICKS GEORGE UP THE BUM.

I like the idea, though the first line is very Fawlty Towersy, and some bits slightly strained. Did like the lend over line though.

The dover sole line:
Perhaps "I want to buy Dover sole. But they were all sol(e)d out"
Did you get the briefing? No. It was sent over.

I have a rhyme for you:

There once was a man called Den Dover
Who was once a political mover
He gave cash to his wife
But it ruined his life
Cos now his career's nearly over

There once was a man called Den Dover
Who was a political mover
He paid his wife much dosh
To stand by him to quash
The rumours he liked it bent over

Sent that to TS right now!

Seriously they want rhymes or one liners on Dover.

It was meant to be a tribute to Fawlty Towers.

Ah sorry, of course, forgive my idiocy. Must have a chance with the bum-kicking, fun to perform.

Didn't know they did limericks. Scribblings may have some use after all.