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I once found half a worm in a human stomach I was eating.

Made me feel quite ill.

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My father had a cockroach in his strawberry ice cream and a small bolt in his Tootsie Roll lollipop. My daughter found a huge winged insect in a can of cola.

Quote: DaButt @ November 13 2008, 11:58 AM GMT

My father had a cockroach in his strawberry ice cream and a small bolt in his Tootsie Roll lollipop. My daughter found a huge winged insect in a can of cola.

Where do your family buy there food and drink, the zoo? - That certainly works for the cockroach and winged insect, but not for the bolt.

Where do your family buy there coke, a mechanics? - There that's better.

Quote: DaButt @ November 13 2008, 11:58 AM GMT

My father had a cockroach in his strawberry ice cream and a small bolt in his Tootsie Roll lollipop. My daughter found a huge winged insect in a can of cola.

Where the hell do you guys shop?

Quote: Griff @ November 13 2008, 9:59 AM GMT

Some poor woman got this in her prawns from ASDA:

I have no sympathy for her. She saw something in one bag, then continued on with the next one anyway? Batty bitch.

Quote: ContainsNuts @ November 13 2008, 10:36 AM GMT

Do don't know how much you've just revelled about yourself!
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"Do you know how much you've just revealed about yourself!" ?

Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ November 13 2008, 11:59 AM GMT

Where do your family buy there food and drink, the zoo? - That certainly works for the cockroach and winged insect, but not for the bolt.

Where do your family buy there coke, a mechanics? - There that's better.

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Quote: David Bussell @ November 13 2008, 11:59 AM GMT

Where the hell do you guys shop?

America.

I found a long piece of string in a trifle pot once,

I wasn't very grossed out, it was just annoying because I didn't want to finish the trifle, I went to Asda to explain and got a £20 voucher.

I ate so much f**king trifle that week...

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I found a spider in my bag of ready prepared greens after I had cooked them and served them up. I also found a mouse's tail cooked into a slice of bread.

Someone must have got the rest of the mouse in their loaf.

Vegtables in a Steak and kidney pie. I was almost physically sick obviously I had to burn down the factory responsible.

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Quote: DaButt @ November 14 2008, 12:44 AM GMT
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In France that is a starter with a side salad.

LOL

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