DEN DOVER IS SPEAKING TO DAVID CAMERON
DEN
Look I'm really sorry but I got lonely working at the EU, I wanted my family around me.
DAVID
And that's why spent half a million pounds of European money hiring them as office staff?
DEN
Well the Queen pays her family to do naff all.
DAVID
Because she's the ruddy queen, and last time I checked your not.
DEN
But we're conservatives we screw people over.
DAVID
After we're elected you blithering idiot, and you above all should have kept your nose clean.
DEN
Why?
DAVID
Your name Den Dover? The tabloids are going to have a bloody field day with that!
DEN
Oh right, what happens to me now?
DAVID
Bend over Den Dover.