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I read the news today oh boy! Page 999

Couple of great news stories today -

Smoking Pot Makes You Thick -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19372456

A company in India is making big money selling a virgin cream that...er, takes up the slack -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19353039

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 28 2012, 11:59 AM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19353039

For a guranteed tight c**t try oil of George Osbourne on your fanny.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 28 2012, 11:59 AM BST

Smoking Pot Makes You Thick -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19372456

That makes sense; some older dopeheads I have met, who presumably started later in life, have been perfectly lucid; whereas those who started young and stuck with it tend to be pretty much brain-f**ked.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/elvis-underwear-goes-up-for-auction-20120828

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2195070/Rapper-Will-launches-new-single-Red-Planet.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Will.i.am (not to be confused with billwill I am) has launched his new single from Mars.

Why are we letting some rubbish, autotune rapper host our television shows, carry the Olympic Torch and go NASA bothering? Am I the only one not in on the joke?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 29 2012, 12:10 PM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2195070/Rapper-Will-launches-new-single-Red-Planet.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Will.i.am (not to be confused with billwill I am) has launched his new single from Mars.

Why are we letting some rubbish, autotune rapper host our television shows, carry the Olympic Torch and go NASA bothering? Am I the only one not in on the joke?

Very sadly RC, it's not a joke (at least not an intended one}

I did like the footage of the NASA staff dancing awkwardly to Will I Am's thing.

I WANT to be top of the next page, number 1000.

:D So do I ! well top of anything at the moment, still fragile.

It'll be me.

No it won't !

Me, me, me!

edit: damn. Angry

I hope it's me this time!

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Bugger!

I read the news.

Damn!

Me?

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