Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 6 2012, 10:34 AM BSTno one would expect the megabus!
Strapline for the new Jason Stathan thriller.
Quote: Will Cam @ July 6 2012, 10:38 AM BSTEven though it turned out to be nothing, the emergency services response gave me comfort. Nice to know they are ready for such attacks.
MRS OUR WILL CAM IS STANDING IN THE DOOR WAY OF THEIR PARLOUR
WITH A ROLLING PIN AND HER HAIR IN ROLLERS
A POLICEMAN IS STANDING HOLDING OUR WILL CAM BY HIS EAR OUR WILL CAM HAS A BIG BANDAGE AROUND HIS HEAD
MRS OUR WILL CAM
What has yon idiot husband been upto this time?
OUR WILL CAM
I were only trying out emergency services response time.
POLICEMAN
This young hooligan only bloody delayed the 9.37 tram to Accrington. By blowing up a blooming paper bag infront of t'horse pulling t'tram.
OUR WILL CAM
Aye well bloody Al Quaeda might have paper bags. I 'eard they even invented a plastic bag down south.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
You shut up ya big dafty, you're in enough trouble!
OUR WILL CAM
I thought it'd be like on 24.
POLICE MAN
Aye well we had to send for coppers from down south to shoot yon pillock in t'head.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Well it's the only way he'll learn. Now where's our whippet?
POLICE MAN
Pulling t'tram.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Ooh you bloody fool Willcam! I love that whippet ten times as much as you. Now get in here it's time for your MBE.
POLICE MAN
Mrs Will Cam you can't reward this thug?
OUR WILL CAM
It's more bloody earache. Turned out shite again.