And don't forget the "blue" whale
I read the news today oh boy! Page 917
Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 11:20 PM BSTAnd don't forget the "blue" whale
Can you do something with manatee?
Quote: Tursiops @ July 3 2012, 11:04 PM BSTI was thinking "sex cod"
Ah yes, when women knew they're plaice.
My plaice is in the kitchen.
Quote: Booo @ July 3 2012, 11:24 PM BSTCan you do something with manatee?
Mana-tease more like, those sea cows never put out.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 11:28 PM BSTMana-tease more like, those sea cows never put out.
You a sailor then?
Quote: Booo @ July 3 2012, 11:30 PM BST
You a sailor then?
No, but sootyj did ask me to cruising with him.
I like Sea Matriarch. That's good.
But it sounds all motherly and no fun.
You want something wild and mildly dangerous sounding.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 3 2012, 11:36 PM BSTI like Sea Matriarch. That's good.
Cool, I am officially a feminist now. Where do I pick up my dugarees and Doctor Martins?
In other brilliant news, this is why I love Britain -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-18698620
The Lady Mayor of Louth, Lincolnshire dressed up as a giant comedy sausage when the Olympic Torch came through her town.
Look you're clearly floundering, so perch up and listen. It is offensive to call a woman 'Fish Bitch' , a man is a 'Cold cod'.
A smell is brewing, before you know it it will 'trout pouts'. I do have a sole and know my plaice, so Haddock enough, before I pike early.
Please I do have a sole, even if it's smoked.
Have a Gudgeon. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 11:18 PM BSTThe sailors. Where do you think the expression Sperm Whale came from? It was full of sea men.
Same with hump backed.
And they all come equipped with blowholes ...
Who do you think you are -Moby Dick'?...
Quote: DaButt @ July 4 2012, 8:53 AM BSTAnd they all come equipped with blowholes ...
Isnt that where junkies hide their coke?
Quote: dellas @ July 4 2012, 9:20 AM BST
Quote: DaButt @ July 4 2012, 8:53 AM BSTAnd they all come equipped with blowholes ...
Oh very good.