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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 12:30 PM BST

At least we didn't knight / lord him like Jeffrey Archer and Alan Sugar.

Have I missed some news?
What's disgraceful about Alan Sugar? Apart from his elocution?

Quote: Nogget @ July 3 2012, 1:12 PM BST

What's disgraceful about Alan Sugar? Apart from his elocution?

He's an evil corporate bully boy who sells crap for a living. A nasty piece of shit who treats people like scum and has no moral compass. No doubt, his television appearances and political donations made him ideal to be the 'Enterprise Tzar'.

He is yet another embodiment of everything that is wrong with Britain.

Quote: Marc P @ July 3 2012, 11:16 AM BST

Nice heart warming family story for a change.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4407048/Mother-Chantal-Marshall-and-her-4-girls-have-13-boob-ops-now-she-wants-one-for-daughter-14.html

It's sickening that some surgeons are prepared to do that to young girls, before they are fully grown.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 1:32 PM BST

He's an evil corporate bully boy who sells crap for a living. A nasty piece of shit who treats people like scum and has no moral compass. No doubt, his television appearances and political donations made him ideal to be the 'Enterprise Tzar'.

He is yet another embodiment of everything that is wrong with Britain.

Don't you dare mock the king of the jews!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 1:32 PM BST

He's an evil corporate bully boy who sells crap for a living. A nasty piece of shit who treats people like scum and has no moral compass. No doubt, his television appearances and political donations made him ideal to be the 'Enterprise Tzar'.

He is yet another embodiment of everything that is wrong with Britain.

Well yes but Archer/Diamond are/might be criminals. Sugar isn't, so he's not really in in the same category.

Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 1:45 PM BST

Don't you dare mock the king of the jews!

I thought that was Jeremy Paxman...sorry that's king of the news!

Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 1:45 PM BST

Don't you dare mock the king of the jews!

Jesus Christ sootyj. ;)

Quote: Nogget @ July 3 2012, 1:47 PM BST

Well yes but Archer/Diamond are/might be criminals. Sugar isn't, so he's not really in in the same category.

Alan Sugar might be a criminal too. The Apprentice is certainly a crime against humanity arresting television.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 1:55 PM BST

Jesus Christ sootyj. ;)

Alan Sugar might be a criminal too. The Apprentice is certainly a crime against humanity arresting television.

Keep this up and I'll set fire to Jedwads carrivan.

Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 1:55 PM BST

Keep this up and I'll set fire to Jedwads carrivan.

Ha! You'd have to get past their attack donkeys and Louis Walsh's army of gay lovers first.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 1:57 PM BST

Ha! You'd have to get past their attack donkeys and Louis Walsh's army of gay lovers first.

Nice try I know they're both the same person, namely you.

Quote: sootyj @ July 3 2012, 2:02 PM BST

Nice try I know they're both the same person, namely you.

Boo...and indeed...yah.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/18685730

Lovely. Another convicted drugs cheat picked for Britain.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 12:30 PM BST

Now that's cleared up, here is some news -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18685040

Bob Diamond has resigned. He made Barclays untold amounts of cash, so I'm sure he'll have real trouble getting another highly paid banking job.

At least we didn't knight / lord him like Jeffrey Archer and Alan Sugar. So that's a big plus point for Britain (in this particular instance).

Diamond is a Yank. He'd only qualify for an honorary sirship.

And Mardy Fish is a bloke.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 1:55 PM BST

Alan Sugar might be a criminal too.

"Might be" as in "isn't." In the same way, I "might be" wearing clean pants.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 3 2012, 12:30 PM BST

Now that's cleared up, here is some news -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18685040

Bob Diamond has resigned. He made Barclays untold amounts of cash, so I'm sure he'll have real trouble getting another highly paid banking job.

You can't fight nominative determinism

Still smoking New Scientist>?

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