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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 4 2010, 1:16 PM GMT

These are the same people who have 'post traumatic stress disorder' when they eventually get a slap in the face for being a twunt.

It's not just that she got "a slap in the face". She landed on her back, narrowly missing the live rail with a train due any minute. I think I may have shown signs of trauma too.

Bloody smokers!

Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2010, 4:55 PM GMT

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Poultry-Revenge-Chickens-Kill-Fox-After-Animal-Breaks-Into-Coop-In-Basildon-Garden/Article/201003115566323?f=rss

Not so fantastic Mr Fox.

A teeny, almost non-existent part of me feels a little sorry for the fox, but that's brilliant! :D

Quote: DaButt @ March 3 2010, 8:31 PM GMT

The BBC wants to eliminate 6 Music? It's pretty much the only radio station I listen to. :(

You and the 3 other listeners.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 4 2010, 12:37 PM GMT

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article7048516.ece

Can I add this woman to the list of potential exterminees please? I have absolutely no sympathy for this stupid cow and actually feel a bit sorry for the Romanian involved.

For those who can't be asked to click on the link, it's the story of some interfering big mouthed idiot who took it upon herself to become a one woman cigarette vigilante. For two days running she berated some bloke because he was having a cigarette on a deserted open air train platform. Unfortunately, she didn't realise that in the real world, if you piss people off, then you might get a clump.

If you actually look at the video clip, she enters on to an empty train platform and then walks 300 feet to deliberately confront the smoker. Why she didn't contact the Transport Police is beyond me - no it's not, she just wanted to go on a petty power trip and have a go at someone.

Because this dozy tart couldn't keep her aggressive, confrontational big mouth shut, people have been sent to prison and she apparently can't go to work now or travel on a train because of 'post traumatic stress disorder'. That's right, she has the same condition as soldiers who've seen their friends die in Afghanistan.

Gah!

You're just a sociopathic smoker like the foreign is! The woman was fully in the right.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 4 2010, 1:16 PM GMT

If the woman in question had just told the British Transport Police instead of deliberately provoking the psycho, then all this could have been avoided.

She'd probably never seen one before.

Quote: Chappers @ March 4 2010, 4:41 PM GMT

It's not just that she got "a slap in the face". She landed on her back, narrowly missing the live rail with a train due any minute. I think I may have shown signs of trauma too.

Missing my point entirely. If she had the same amount of danger detection as the rest of the animal kingdom, she wouldn't have put herself in a position to be harmed. This wasn't a random act of violence, it was provoked.

I understand why those who listen to Radio 6 do so - and I realise the BBC is supposed to be a public service station but I do resent having to buy a TV license to fund so many minority interests.

They keep asking for an increase and then produce things that hardly anyone wants.

They should make more variety on Radio 1 for a start,(Not that I've listened lately) but I bet most of it is the charts with a dance type bias.

Similarly to the thread about growing up with only one station on my TV, when Radio 1 started you would get stuff like Sounds of the 70s, John Peel and In-Concert which featured the contemprary music of the day in the evenings while most of the day was wall to wall pop.

Obviously you don't want the BBC to produce the same as Magic, Smooth and all the other mundane stations. But they could split some of their other stations. After all Radio 2 plays some quite adventurous stuff with Steve Lamaq.

Quote: Aaron @ March 4 2010, 5:11 PM GMT

The woman was fully in the right.

Yes she was, but she was also stuipid and naive. Like those Palestinian protestors who insist on taking their children to riots against the Israelies. 'The soldiers started firing and little Taruq was hit!' - No shit, don't put your kids in harms way you twunt.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 4 2010, 5:14 PM GMT

This wasn't a random act of violence, it was provoked.

Yes, because telling someone they shouldn't smoke is provocation for more than a retort along the vein of "Mind your own business." Unimpressed

Quote: Aaron @ March 4 2010, 5:11 PM GMT

She'd probably never seen one before.

She saw plenty after. :)

Quote: Aaron @ March 4 2010, 5:16 PM GMT

Yes, because telling someone they shouldn't smoke is provocation for more than a retort along the vein of "Mind your own business." Unimpressed

That's what you get when you mess with the foreigns, even you know that.

Those dirty foreigns.

Phew - sounds nasty!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2876365/Between-a-doc-and-a-hard-place.html

Quote: Chappers @ March 4 2010, 4:41 PM GMT

It's not just that she got "a slap in the face". She landed on her back, narrowly missing the live rail with a train due any minute. I think I may have shown signs of trauma too.

Bloody smokers!

According to the Daily Mail he lept onto the track to help her up.

That and socialism gives you hemoroids.

Quote: Chappers @ March 4 2010, 6:13 PM GMT

Phew - sounds nasty!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2876365/Between-a-doc-and-a-hard-place.html

Can the Labour party recruit the surgeon? He seems like the perfect cure for a stuck up prick like Cameron who won't go down.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 4 2010, 5:16 PM GMT

Yes she was, but she was also stuipid and naive. Like those Palestinian protestors who insist on taking their children to riots against the Israelies. 'The soldiers started firing and little Taruq was hit!' - No shit, don't put your kids in harms way you twunt.

Or more likely mmm lovely headlines. The Israeli's were accused at one time of shooting Palestinian protestors in the happy sacks.

I suspect this may have been for a good reason...

Quote: Chappers @ March 4 2010, 6:13 PM GMT

Phew - sounds nasty!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2876365/Between-a-doc-and-a-hard-place.html

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http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=152415732

That's a bit of a bugger isn't it?

F**king f**k!!!!

And she wasn't even the one using it. Bloody hell.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 4 2010, 1:05 PM GMT

I totally agree with you, pushing middle aged women on to train tracks isn't acceptable behaviour.

Well, I have been involved in similar skirmishes, mostly due to me being a gobby cow.

But ever since the 'knife in the ribs' and the 'knife across the neck' incidents, I've learned to look the other way.

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The solution to bad tempered smokers?

Seriously though for our society to work violence should be stamped out.

Sorry to hear what happened to you AB.

People like that should get free anger management in prison.

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