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I read the news today oh boy! Page 908

CHuck Norris is depressingly right wing.

Walker Texas Ranger is twice the man he is.

http://www.ammoland.com/2012/06/26/is-obama-creating-a-pro-gay-boy-scouts-of-america/#axzz1yvkPR7h2

Here's the actual article.

Son of bitch writes like he wheel kicked himself in the head.

The comments are pretty eye-watering, too.
"FagsRThePlague" takes a particularly enlightened view.
Even more of a worry, these neanderthals are armed to the f**king teeth.
Yikes.

Yes they are. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4398176/Lesbian-teens-shot-in-gay-hate-attack.html

Quote: zooo @ June 28 2012, 11:56 AM BST

Yes they are. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4398176/Lesbian-teens-shot-in-gay-hate-attack.html

Awful of course, but why does the paper say "two teenage lesbian lovers have been shot in what many fear is a gay hate attack "? If it's nothing to do with them being lesbians, surely it's still just as bad?

Cos the tabloids are numpties.

They also often say 'beautiful girl's life cut tragically short', as it's much less awful if a munter dies.

Quote: zooo @ June 28 2012, 12:27 PM BST

They also often say 'beautiful girl's life cut tragically short', as it's much less awful if a munter dies.

That is certainly true. Just look at that 'romantic' story in the news recently about the man who proposed to his girlfriend during the Olympic Torch relay. It was all set to go global until you actually saw the ugly, overweight chavs involved. Then it was quickly buried.

Ugly bird tragically saved from life of misery

Ugly bird tragically saved from life of misery

Quote: sootyj @ June 28 2012, 1:07 PM BST

Ugly bird tragically saved from life of misery

You'd think they'd come up with a better strap line for the Susan Boyle musical.

Gave Renegade Carpark 2 weird boners

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 28 2012, 1:10 PM BST

You'd think they'd come up with a better strap line for the Susan Boyle musical.

Yeh it could be describing Kim Jung il's funeral or a pile of unwashed pants.

Well done Stuart Pearce

Beckham not picked for the Olympics

You don't win a gold medal by picking male models

I'm sure the over rated ponce will keep himself busy choosing a new hair/beard combo

Quote: lofthouse @ June 28 2012, 1:26 PM BST

You don't win a gold medal by picking male models

Ugly blokes tragically saved from lives of misery.

Isn't it about time he retired anyway? He must be getting on a bit sportsperson wise.

The Supreme Court just ruled in favor of Obama's controversial plan to require all Americans to pay for medical insurance, calling it a tax, not a commerce issue.

The presidential election is going to get even more exciting.

Quote: DaButt @ June 28 2012, 3:26 PM BST

The Supreme Court just ruled in favor of Obama's controversial plan to require all Americans to pay for medical insurance, calling it a tax, not a commerce issue.

The presidential election is going to get even more exciting.

At least it means everyone is covered then should they get sick or injured, just like over here. :) Whistling nnocently

Quote: DaButt @ June 28 2012, 3:26 PM BST

The Supreme Court just ruled in favor of Obama's controversial plan to require all Americans to pay for medical insurance, calling it a tax, not a commerce issue.

The presidential election is going to get even more exciting.

Yes, it's really heating up now.
;)

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