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I read the news today oh boy! Page 902

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 1:43 PM BST

Besides it was more the antimuslim sentiment I am offending by.

Yes, I completely invented the notion of Muslim Sex Gangs in Derby. What a racialist I be am. Rolling eyes

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 1:47 PM BST

Just curious about one where the offensiveness would seem to outweigh the humour.

"Tragedy for the parents of the 6 kids, they can't claim housing benefit for their graves"

You really cannot see the dichotomy of what you've just posted?

Of course I can.

I just felt my joke was a little neater. The agression more concealed by a more economic use of language.

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 1:54 PM BST

I just felt my joke was a little neater.

It was certainly more obvious and predictable. Whereas, I was able to tie in two topical news stories, both involving children and both set in the city of Derby into one standard, incredibly tasteless gag.

Well I guessthat's my question is answered.

You consider your earlier statement a joke, which you found amusing and made with the intention of making others amused.

Listen guys, they were both as shit and uninspired as each other. Everyone stop crying about it.

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 2:14 PM BST

You consider your earlier statement a joke

I may have accidentally given this information away by stating that 'it was a joke' at least twice in my earlier posts.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 22 2012, 2:18 PM BST

Listen guys, they were both as shit and uninspired as each other.

Hear, hear. But which one was better? (ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me, please Miss, pleeeease)

:P

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 22 2012, 2:18 PM BST

Listen guys, they were both as shit and uninspired as each other. Everyone stop crying about it.

Fair point I am increasingly realising I am not funny (fortunately I have a few customers fooled, I alas do not know for how long...)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 2:22 PM BST

I may have accidentally given this information away by stating that 'it was a joke' at least twice in my earlier posts.

If you need to say it's a joke....

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 2:22 PM BST

Hear, hear. But which one was better? (ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me, please Miss, pleeeease)

Do you really want to play this game? Do you want me to explain to both of you why they were rubbish? I'm sure you both know already.

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 2:26 PM BST

Fair point I am increasingly realising I am not funny (fortunately I have a few customers fooled, I alas do not know for how long...)

Sure you are, but writing a one liner in 30 seconds on a well worn subject is hardly the way to show that, is it?

https://www.elance.com/j/fab-five/31401999/?backurl=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZWxhbmNlLmNvbS9yL2pvYnMvcS1odW1vcg==

This job oppo is the only thing that has amused me thus far today.

I may go for it. But with a title like that I might make the characters based on the Beatles, with Bob Dylan as a guest star.

Haha, that's the best job advert I've ever heard. What a twunt.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 22 2012, 2:27 PM BST

Do you want me to explain to both of you why they were rubbish?

Do you want me to go back and look at your lizard watering You Tube video?

No, I thought not, so everyone back away slowly and show me your hands.

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2012, 2:29 PM BST

https://www.elance.com/j/fab-five/31401999/?backurl=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZWxhbmNlLmNvbS9yL2pvYnMvcS1odW1vcg==

Laughing out loud

EDIT: Not even I could right (sic) that script.

He's put up 2 more equally mad, I'm not sure if he's a crook, a nutter or the new script editor for Dr Who.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 2:31 PM BST

Do you want me to go back and look at your lizard watering You Tube video?

I'll have you know that video brightened a lot of peoples' miserable days. Admittedly most of them were women, who basically like any small animal you show them, but that's not the point.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 22 2012, 2:32 PM BST

most of them were women, who basically like any small animal you show them

*must resist urge to write filth*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 22 2012, 2:34 PM BST

*must resist urge to write filth*

I leave these traps on purpose. So I can judge people.

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