sootyj
Tuesday 12th June 2012 9:39pm
51,287 posts
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 12 2012, 7:15 PM BST
You know, I'm always getting the Newsnight Serious Political Forum mixed up with the British Comedy Forum. I can only apologise.
EDIT: And thanks for saying I'm fabulous. I think you are great too. In fact, I would pay money to see a whole evening of your Will Cam sketches and for once I'm being totally serious. They crack me up every time.
OUR WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS PARLOUR LENT OVER HIS TYPE WRITER PAINFULLY SLOWLY TYPING ON AN ANCIENT TYPE WRITER.
SOOTYJ(THE WHIPPET) SITS BEHIND HIM SNARLING
SOOTYJ
Woof, woof, woof, woof
WE CAN SEE OUR WILLCAM HAS BEEN TYPING "Woof woof woof, bark"
SOOTYJ BITES OUR WILLCAM ON HIS BOTTOM.
OUR WILL CAM
ooyah! Sorry Mr Sootyj no more mistakes.
MRS OUR WILL CAM WALKS IN CARRYING A PIE WITH 4 CATS LEGS AND A TALE STICKING STRAIGHT IN THE AIR OUT OF IT.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Teas ready! Our Will Cam you silly bugger only you could get bloody demoted from an imaginary job. By the flaming wippet!
THE PIE MEOWS PITEOUSLY
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Bloody pie's not done yet.
SOOTYJ
Grrr!
OUR WILL CAM
Right you our Mr Sootyj I'll put the wireless onto your favourite show.
OUR WILL CAM DESPERATELY FIDDLES WITH THE WIRELESS
VOICE OF THE WIRELESS
Yo Yo and get down with BBC Yoot! Sticking it to da man wi da man' license fee!
And now brederen it's the Renegade NCP revoloution. With DJ Renegade NCP da man's gotta bonnet for da bee.
RENEGADE NCP
Yo dis is Renegade NCP sticking it to da liberality, before my mum calls me for my tea!
So I was in Tescos da other day
And them liberals were making me gay
Heston Blumenthal buns
Jamie Oliver Tongue
You homos all want my bum!
And now bloods I's gotta to split
It's minikievs andthat's the shit!
RADIO ANNOUNCER
And now for Radio Head's new album about Hackney, the ends.
MRS OUR WILL CAM WALKS BACK IN WALKS IN WITH AN EMPTY PIE TIN
AND AN ANGRY CAT ON HER HEAD DIGGING HER CLAWS IN
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Teas delayed.