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I read the news today oh boy! Page 848

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 31 2012, 3:15 PM BST

'Did you notice during the press conferance, the mother wasn't crying properly. She was making the face but no tears came out.'

I have to say, I thought exactly the same thing.
And I'm not your mum.

You'd probably find that if judges went on looks alone, they probably be right about 90% of the time.
Think of the money we'd save - all for a paltry 1in5 mis-trial rate

Quote: Booo @ May 30 2012, 9:12 PM BST

Well I am glad I was mostly wrong. Although there's nothing wrong with being a Northerner, of course, and you're just blatantly rude about almost everyone. I'm getting the gist of this. :D

RC just likes playing "Devil's Advocate".

Is anyone else worried a tad about the power that this company will have ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18286213

Quote: Nogget @ May 31 2012, 3:26 PM BST

You say that, but the same sort of inappropriate facial messages came from Karen Matthews and her pet idiot-man whenever they were on telly. What's more, I believe there are body-language experts who can make make informed guesses about what's going on inside these people's heads, which can help the police.

Indeed. This is one of the reasons the police do press conferences with relatives, so they can observe their reactions. It's not evidence exactly but it helps them dig and it might help them break them.

Yes, and in the case of Matthews, there was more than just a press conference, there was a whole TV series, in which the pair of them laughed and joked just like you'd expect traumatised parents should, when they are in mortal fear for the safety of their child.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/9303307/Children-of-serving-soldiers-from-Afghanistan-receive-medal.html#

Sick

They'd probably prefer their dads (or mums) instead.

'It's the clenched armoured fist that says "I love you".'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18318304

Sick Sick Sick

"Prince Harry on tambourine."
Yeah, just give Hewitt's boy the tambourine, that's all he can manage, the stupidiot.

:D Been enjoying mini spat fest here! At least I was not involved this time ass that usually develops into me being asked to leave the BCG!

Well done as that didn't happen to anyone esp; RC, he glides under every stealth barrier like a drone! ;)

Wish that bastard Assad would resign and feck off to Argentina! Pirate

http://tinyurl.com/7v9th7a

Seeing as the words cat flap and dead pet were in that URL before I shortened it, I'll pass.

it's a dleightful story about a man who turned his dead cat into a helicopter

I'm sure it's a lovely story.

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