I read the news today oh boy! Page 804

Apparently Helen Flanagan (Corrie's Roise) sports an uneven tan while on double date with Brooke Vincent(no me neither)

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2140670/Helen-Flanagan-sports-uneven-tan-double-date-Brooke-Vincent.html#ixzz1uC06DpXx

Also Kate Moss didn't comb her hair on Sunday morning and the Daily Mail has the proof.

I also didn't comb my hair on Sunday morning. I do hope this isn't the start of a Daily Mail witch-hunt.

Everybody knows where Liz Jones is.

Can I even be bothered to point out the fallacy of codemning the Daily Mail and everyone on here visiting their website and making them richer?

Nope!

Quote: AJGO @ May 7 2012, 3:18 PM BST

I also didn't comb my hair on Sunday morning. I do hope this isn't the start of a Daily Mail witch-hunt.

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Isn't being the Daily Mail Tramp Balls of the year good enough for you?

Quote: sootyj @ May 7 2012, 3:57 PM BST

Isn't being the Daily Mail Tramp Balls of the year good enough for you?

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I was particularly enamoured with the trophy shaped like lensless glasses

Quote: sootyj @ May 7 2012, 3:57 PM BST

Tramp Balls

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Snigger.

And the award was given out by Tracy Emin tramp balls of the century

I've always been fond of Emin

EDIT: Inappropriate!

A spokesman for Locog said: 'We have gone to considerable lengths to find great tasting, top quality food, setting new benchmark standards for the industry.

'This includes snacks from £1, sandwiches from under £4 and jacket potatoes from just over £5.'

'Ow much ? !

F me.

Jacket potato for a fiver? You can buy a 56lb bag for that much.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 7 2012, 3:53 PM BST

Can I even be bothered to point out the fallacy of codemning the Daily Mail and everyone on here visiting their website and making them richer?

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I deliberately didn't give a link for that very reason.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 7 2012, 3:53 PM BST

Can I even be bothered to point out the fallacy of codemning the Daily Mail and everyone on here visiting their website and making them richer?

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Perectly good point, I will reprimand myself.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/boxing/17987600

Derek Chisora and David Haye are having a fight for money. So let that be a lesson to all the young kids out there - you might think smashing a bottle in someone's face is a criminal act of violence, but that's where you'd be wrong, it's a prudent investment in your future.

Britain - losing our sense of shame since 1961.