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I read the news today oh boy! Page 80

Wanker.
F**k off back to the Vatican. :)
Don't we normally ban religious nuts from spreading hate stuff?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 2 2010, 11:40 AM GMT

The pope said: "I hate gay people. If you came up to me and said you were gay, I'd punch you in the throat with my foot. "

Why on earth would gay people want to be part of an organisation that hates them anyway? Bit odd of them.

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That sex doll looks more like Matt Lucas in a wig.

Following criticism of weak questioning by the Chilcott Inquiry a new set of committee members have been chosen by Gordon Brown to improve on the current members' feeble skills -

Cheryl Cole-Her experience on panels has led to the PM considering her an ideal choice for this inquiry.

Alan Tichmarsh- Tony Blair was pleased with the original inquiry panel after getting caught by hardball political interviewer Fern Britton. However he is said to have been quivering at the thought of crossing swords with Big Al.

Sooty- The yellow bear has over 50 years of experience under his belt. Sooty will become the overall inquiry co-ordinator as long there are government hands available to help him.

Davina Mc Call- Her forensic cross examinations of leading national figures makes her an ideal choice to meet the government's needs of this inquiry.

Claire Short's a joke. As was her performance today. If she'd had a backbone she'd have resigned when Robin Cook did, not wait two months.

It kept her alive though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lincolnshire/8494422.stm

Eh?

That's quite a tough sentence on someone who was only the passenger. Surely it's the driver's responsibilty to check speed and conditions?

Seems a bit OTT. An example case?

Ooh, I live near there!

Quote: chipolata @ February 2 2010, 6:09 PM GMT

Claire Short's a joke. As was her performance today. If she'd had a backbone she'd have resigned when Robin Cook did, not wait two months.

She's paid a heavy price since by totally losing her way as a politician and finding her ludicrous fence sitting over that issue didn't gain her any friends in either direction.

However she's not the villain in this sorry saga and her story was made for fascinating listening all the same.

This is making the news today in Oz. An office worker was looking at seemingly very softcore nude pics of Miranda Kerr (I've never heard of her) on his computer, unaware that he was being filmed in the background of a TV news interview. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjkEctnuFaY

Laughing out loud

Ouch! Although the first rule of porn watching in an office is gauging how many other people can see your monitor.

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