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I read the news today oh boy! Page 8

This is the best bit:

"Has own consulting business, Safety Reliability Methods Inc"

I think that maybe one company I'd buy shares in.
N.B. he has a moustache, I believe that may be highly significant.

FFS!!!

I was almost sympathetic till I hit the "lost colleagues and friends through redundancies," they're not dead you wankers.

Add this to a London Lite article which mentioned how bankers are being forced to work for "teachers salaries," and Sootyj is going to start mixing up some semtext.

Overpriveleged self regarding twunts the whole suppurating c**t full of them.

Are posties on strike.....again?

Is this because Royal Mail is making them run everywhere?
I'm so glad I am not Unite (very nearly was) I'd have to strike so some over priveleged nob pot can get a 5 grand bonus.
I'm in Unison and I think I might become a shop steward. When the people who clean the toilets go on strike, then you'll know fear!

Privatising the Post Office/Royal Mail? That would be a bad move.

What next? High Street Banks?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090123/twl-children-killed-in-creche-stabbings-3fd0ae9.html

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 23 2009, 2:36 PM GMT

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090123/twl-children-killed-in-creche-stabbings-3fd0ae9.html

Horrible and bizarre.

This is mean but a bit cheerier.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2161778.ece?OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre

Booooo.

Quote: Griff @ January 26 2009, 4:16 PM GMT

LOL! "Whenever I went in he seemed to be there. He certainly loved a cake."

And now they're picking on his Chinese which is closing.

Either Corden has a truly gargantuin appetite capable of supporting it's own micro economy.

Or the Sun is employing some one to give 50 quid notes to any food emporiumthat's closing down near where he used to live.

Possibly the same parasite listening into Woss's show in the hope he'll say the word Sack.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 26 2009, 4:02 PM GMT

Booooo.

De-classification or indeed price is but a trivial detail, scarcity is when you really worry.

Indeed. I am experiencing such a time.

I'd be interested to know what other drugs are in the class B band.

http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/drugs/drugs-law/Class-a-b-c/

Oh, that doesn't seem too bad. Fairy chuff I suppose. Thought it might've been put in with herion or summats daft.

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