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Quote: zooo @ April 16 2012, 3:47 PM BST

And as far as I know, vets and doctors don't arrange fun abortion safaris in Africa with their mates.

I hope you're not implying that shooting and eating a pheasant is worse than killing a human baby or my head just might explode.

The urge to break into a spontaneous performance of 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is only a whim a way.

Quote: Lazzard @ April 16 2012, 4:02 PM BST

Hold on - have you seen the size of an elephant?
They're tiny
Any man who can manage to hit an elephant gets my respect.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Marc P @ April 16 2012, 4:02 PM BST

is only a whim a way.

Laughing out loud

Quote: DaButt @ April 16 2012, 4:02 PM BST

I hope you're not implying that shooting and eating a pheasant is worse than killing a human baby or my head just might explode.

FFS.
I have explained about six times already. Please read the words. IT IS THE FACT THEY ENJOY IT THAT I OBJECT TO.

Doctors do not enjoy performing abortions. Vets do not get a kick out of putting animals down.

I find the enjoyment of killing morally abhorrent.
I know, crazy aren't I...

Quote: Marc P @ April 16 2012, 4:02 PM BST

The urge to break into a spontaneous performance of 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is only a whim a way.

:)

Quote: Marc P @ April 16 2012, 4:02 PM BST

is only a whim a way.

Wow. Impressive stuff!

Quote: Chappers @ April 16 2012, 3:57 PM BST

That is total bollocks and you know it.

No, I do not "know it" and would like for you to clarify your statement because what I wrote is 100% factual and I would like to hear what evidence you have to the contrary.

Yeah. Nicked mind :(

Quote: DaButt @ April 16 2012, 4:05 PM BST

No, I do not "know it" and would like for you to clarify your statement because what I wrote is 100% factual and I would like to hear what evidence you have to the contrary.

It is not civilised to want to kill anything except for food. End of argument.

WHat about wasps?

Quote: Marc P @ April 16 2012, 4:07 PM BST

WHat about wasps?

They're really tasty.

Quote: Marc P @ April 16 2012, 4:07 PM BST

WHat about wasps?

I was honestly just about to post:

'Waits for some smart arse to post 'What about ants, or wasps?'.

Uncanny! :P

You ever had a wasp up your trouser leg Matthew?

Or in your champagne glass?

Quote: DaButt @ April 16 2012, 4:02 PM BST

I hope you're not implying that shooting and eating a pheasant is worse than killing a human baby or my head just might explode.

It's ok as long as you eat the baby.

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