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Quote: DaButt @ April 11 2012, 11:41 PM BST

Eyewitnesses who saw Martin on top of Zimmerman and heard Zimmerman screaming for help?

Can you Photoshop a graph for that?

I bet the American news networks are clearing their schedules and flying reporters down to Florida as we speak. There will be a lot of money to be made by the media and from the media.

Let's hope they can get the trial underway before tourist season. Ker-ching!

I wonder how they'll choose the Judge - probably need to find another ethnically neutral candidate, like in the O.J. trial. Bit trickier this time round because of the 'white-hispanic' make up of the defendent and his Jew name.

My money's on a Korean chick.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ April 11 2012, 11:49 PM BST

Can you Photoshop a graph for that?

Would you like some cheese to go with your whine?

Quote: DaButt @ April 11 2012, 11:53 PM BST

Would you like some cheese to go with your whine?

No no.. you've already supplied more than enough.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 11 2012, 11:51 PM BST

My money's on a Korean chick.

Yeah.. I heard that..

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 11 2012, 11:51 PM BST

Let's hope they can get the trial underway before tourist season. Ker-ching!

It's tourist season year-round in Orlando and most of Florida.

The Feds are also investigating so we can expect a post-riots trial if he is acquitted by the state.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ April 11 2012, 11:56 PM BST

No no.. you've already supplied more than enough.

Ziiiinnnnggg! Such a snappy comeback.

Next up: I know you are but what am I?

Quote: DaButt @ April 12 2012, 12:00 AM BST

The Feds are also investigating so we can expect a post-riots trial if he is acquitted by the state.

Now now.. don't jump the gun, DaButt!

Quote: DaButt @ April 11 2012, 11:14 PM BST

George Zimmerman has been arrested and charged with second-degree murder. It'll be interesting to hear their reasoning behind the charge.

Can't see how he can get an impartial trial now.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ April 11 2012, 11:16 PM BST

Bob Dylan's been arrested?

Yeh he shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy.

Quote: DaButt @ April 11 2012, 11:41 PM BST

Eyewitnesses who saw Martin on top of Zimmerman and heard Zimmerman screaming for help?

Not proven; despite what you found before (& never gave a link), the Martin family are now, it seems, claiming that it is Martin calling for help.

Quote: billwill @ April 12 2012, 12:58 AM BST

Not proven; despite what you found before (& never gave a link), the Martin family are now, it seems, claiming that it is Martin calling for help.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/orlandowesh-16122564/sanford-police-speak-out-in-trayvon-martin-case-28640523.html

You can't assume the police are completely honest and straight forwarda all the time.

I meanthat's why you have tials and shit like that.

That said locking Zimmerman up is ridiculous, theres no way he's a flight risk.

nb I am sick and tired of hearing he had ice tea and skittles. If he had a wank mag and a Monster energy drink, would that justify killing him?

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blogs/editors/tnt-tv-channel-advert-goes-viral-161140457.html

Quote: Marc P @ April 12 2012, 1:33 PM BST

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blogs/editors/tnt-tv-channel-advert-goes-viral-161140457.html

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

That's brilliant. Would never pass the ASA here in the UK.

Quote: Marc P @ April 12 2012, 1:33 PM BST

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blogs/editors/tnt-tv-channel-advert-goes-viral-161140457.html

That was a great ad, shame they had to ruin it with needless sexism, as usual.

Quote: Harridan @ April 12 2012, 5:30 PM BST

That was a great ad, shame they had to ruin it with needless sexism, as usual.

I agree, all of the men were portrayed as violent scum. Thank goodness they had a woman riding a motorbike to balance it out.

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