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or divine punishment for turning away from the true God.

John Barrowman?

George Zimmerman has been arrested and charged with second-degree murder. It'll be interesting to hear their reasoning behind the charge.

Quote: zooo @ April 11 2012, 11:12 PM BST

John Barrowman?

Everyone knows it's Admiral Akbar. The mooselimbs are big Star Wars fans.

Quote: DaButt @ April 11 2012, 11:14 PM BST

George Zimmerman has been arrested and charged with second-degree murder. It'll be interesting to hear their reasoning behind the charge.

Interesting turnaround.

Bob Dylan's been arrested?

He killed a man

He'll get his day in court

If all you say is found to be true he'll be found innocent

Quote: sootyj @ April 11 2012, 11:17 PM BST

If all you say is found to be true he'll be found innocent

Thankfully the media, the black community and the President of the United States haven't prejudiced the case in any way.

Fair trial FTW!

Quote: AJGO @ April 11 2012, 7:05 PM BST

I rather like burqinis..

I fear the wrath of Aaron.. is it burqini, burquini, or burkini?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ April 11 2012, 11:19 PM BST

I fear the wrath of Aaron.. is it burqini, burquini, or burkini?

While Aaron's at it, can he clarify between Koran, Quran, Q'oran and Quorn?

What about Q'uran?

What about Duran Duran?

The charge of second degree murder was announced by Florida special prosecutor Angela Corey at a news conference this evening.

Corey opened the news conference by saying that she had spoken with Martin's parents, Sybrina Fulton and Tracy Martin, when she took over the case last month and "we told those sweet parents" that they would get answers

Corey added that "we do not prosecute by public pressure." She said that her office handles all cases the same way, regardless of the scrutiny.

Not prosecuting by public pressure, eh? Then what is the new evidence that warranted a murder charge almost two months after the fact? It had better be substantial because now a man is behind bars in a jail full of inmates who would love to kill him.

An acquittal after a trial would lead to rioting across the nation, so there's no way they'll let him be found not guilty. They promise a fair trial but when is the last time you heard a prosecutor refer to someone as "sweet" unless they are taking his/her side?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 11 2012, 11:32 PM BST

What about Duran Duran?

That's a good one.. the latest fundamentalist 80s throwback boyband: Q'uran Q'uran.

Quote: DaButt @ April 11 2012, 11:32 PM BST

Then what is the new evidence that warranted yadda yadda..?

Maybe it was the old evidence?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ April 11 2012, 11:39 PM BST

Maybe it was the old evidence?

Eyewitnesses who saw Martin on top of Zimmerman and heard Zimmerman screaming for help?

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