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I live up the road from Holloway, shall I pop along to warmly welcome her back into society?

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Quote: sootyj @ April 5 2012, 7:57 AM BST

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She died two years ago. Four and a half to six stone... Real bugbear of mine that articles/magazines don't put the person's height when they write about their weight. Model minimum height is 5'7 though, I think?

Models have to be 5'8", I believe.
Except Kate Moss who is a breathtakingly tiny 5'7".

She seems higher.

From the article -

On "thinspiration" internet forums yesterday there were a number of tributes glorifying the model's anorexia problems. One blog placed a picture of a painfully thin looking Caro alongside the words "die young, stay pretty".

:O :O

What amazes me is that she was still getting work. Aside from doing movies about Auschwitz, what work was she doing and who the hell would want to book Mrs. Skeletor?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 5 2012, 11:59 AM BST

What amazes me is that she was still getting work. Aside from doing movies about Auschwitz, what work was she doing and who the hell would want to book Mrs. Skeletor?

She's certainly no Samantha Brick.

Quote: zooo @ April 5 2012, 11:56 AM BST

Models have to be 5'8", I believe.
Except Kate Moss who is a breathtakingly tiny 5'7".

Google says 5'7-5'8 and 7-8 and half stone. Which BMI chart says is mostly underweight. So why are modelling agencies allowed to promote this?

Quote: AJGO @ April 5 2012, 12:09 PM BST

Which BMI chart says is mostly underweight. So why are modelling agencies allowed to promote this?

Modelling agencies aren't part of the NHS, they can promote whomever they like, from 13 year old girls to skeletal freaks.

The BMI isn't entirely scientific either, it's a 'guess-timation' at best. It doesn't take into account muscle mass, bone weight or lifestyle.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 5 2012, 12:18 PM BST

Modelling agencies aren't part of the NHS, they can promote whomever they like, from 13 year old girls to skeletal freaks.

The BMI isn't entirely scientific either, it's a 'guess-timation' at best. It doesn't take into account muscle mass, bone weight or lifestyle.

If the government body for health, the NHS, issues guidelines then surely it would be reasonable to expect money-making companies that trade in people to have to follow these?

I know BMI is rubbish for diagnosing people as overweight when they have high muscle mass, but I've never seen it incorrectly diagnose anyone as underweight (providing it's used appropriately for adults. Letting 13 year olds work in the modelling industry is an entirely different subject for debate)

Quote: AJGO @ April 5 2012, 12:22 PM BST

If the government body for health, the NHS, issues guidelines then surely it would be reasonable to expect money-making companies that trade in people to have to follow these?

You'd think. But they are only guidelines and not laws. And you're forgetting that we're dealing with beauty and fashion products for women - can there be anything on Planet Earth that is more important?

There's been a power cut in North London, not sure how far but Tufnell Park (EDIT: And Archway) tube has been closed so if anyone's travelling in area, there may be delays. Not showing on TFL!

The supermarkets have put up special screens in their tobacco kiosks so teeny tiny babies can't see the packets of evil cigarettes.

The good news is that the diabetes causing, obeisity fuelled, child friendly and colourfully wrapped chocolate bars are still on display next to the life ruining, highly addictive lottery scratch cards.

Mixed messages FTW!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 6 2012, 3:08 PM BST

The supermarkets have put up special screens in their tobacco kiosks so teeny tiny babies can't see the packets of evil cigarettes.

The good news is that the diabetes causing, obeisity fuelled, child friendly and colourfully wrapped chocolate bars are still on display next to the life ruining, highly addictive lottery scratch cards.

Mixed messages FTW!

Most supermarket fare will kill you, more or less. Apart from your fags and chocolates, there will be aisle upon aisle of tinned food, each can of which will contain corrosive quantities of salt, more aisles of crisps which are both massively salty and fatty, cakes (see chocolates), acres of wines and spirits (each bottle of which could kill you in one session) and freezers full of frozen meals, which get cooked twice to double your carbon footprint. Even if you try to stay healthy with some lovely fresh fruit, it might well have been flown in from another continent; the only compensation being that the tsunami caused by the resultant climate change will bring instant death before all that bad food slowly poisons you.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-17640209

A Chinese student sold his kidney to buy an iPhone and an iPad! Well done unbridled capitalism and rampant consumerism.

I guess an Apple a day doesn't keep the doctor...ah, f**k it.

:D Sooo agree crap ideas!

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