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I read the news today oh boy! Page 758

Quote: zooo @ April 3 2012, 8:37 PM BST

They can't be reeeeeeeal?
What the living f**k?

I know. I feel like crying for those women. Hence the fuming with NHS website; I went to check my BMI cos I've lost over half a stone in the last few weeks (not on purpose) and thought I'd be all sensible and check info, and massively noticed that ALL the links and info was about obesity. How horrible that anyone who might actually be vulnerable or distressed instead Googles about weight loss and gets these images.

Quote: DaButt @ April 3 2012, 8:46 PM BST

Now I'm as thin-spired as a Moroccan mosque.

Eh?

They're shaped like Zaftig birds.

Quote: sootyj @ April 3 2012, 8:55 PM BST

They're shaped like Zaftig birds.

Please let it be sarcasm

Quote: AJGO @ April 3 2012, 8:55 PM BST

I know. I feel like crying for those women. Hence the fuming with NHS website; I went to check my BMI cos I've lost over half a stone in the last few weeks (not on purpose) and thought I'd be all sensible and check info, and massively noticed that ALL the links and info was about obesity. How horrible that anyone who might be actually be vulnerable or distressed instead Googles about weight loss and gets these images.

Arg. true. They try, but they always go too far in one direction.
Like you (sort of) said earlier, when I was younger (and mega skinny) they were always going on about how unhealthy it was to be underweight and how someone that weighed what I did I must be anorexic or bulimic.
And now they're obsessed with declaring everyone obese.

It can't be that hard to find a happy medium!
(No pun intended...)

Quote: AJGO @ April 3 2012, 8:55 PM BST

Eh?

The page you linked to was called "Thinspiration." I made a poor joke about being thin-spired: mosques have minarets that are tall, thin spires. Joke fail. :(

Image

Thought of it before the edit . . promise.

Quote: zooo @ April 3 2012, 9:04 PM BST

Arg. true. They try, but they always go too far in one direction.
Like you (sort of) said earlier, when I was younger (and mega skinny) they were always going on about how unhealthy it was to be underweight and how someone that weighed what I did I must be anorexic or bulimic.
And now they're obsessed with declaring everyone obese.

It can't be that hard to find a happy medium!
(No pun intended...)

:D Truesay sista (the societal obsessive bit, not the being younger and skinny bit- I blame J17 for my bingo wings. We're swooping soon, right? ;))

Quote: DaButt @ April 3 2012, 9:05 PM BST

The page you linked to was called "Thinspiration." I made a poor joke about being thin-spired: mosques have minarets that are tall, thin spires. Joke fail. :(

Console I always think of mosques as being dome-y. Entirely my misconceived fault :)

Quote: AJGO @ April 3 2012, 9:15 PM BST

We're swooping soon, right?

Lol, yep. I've been practising by jumping off the bed.

Quote: AJGO @ April 3 2012, 9:15 PM BST

I always think of mosques as being dome-y.

Who you callin' a dome-y? Teary

:D Who you callin' a minaret? (Oh, that doesn't work that well)

Quote: zooo @ April 3 2012, 9:17 PM BST

Lol, yep. I've been practising by jumping off the bed.

Laughing out loud Just keep the swivel chair safe

NB, for those who don't question adverts; thin (hah) f**king line

http://fashionista.com/2011/12/karlie-klosss-vogue-italia-shoot-is-popping-up-on-pro-anorexia-sites/

Quote: Carlito Brigante @ April 3 1990, 11:51 AM BST

All I wanna do is get out, but they keep pulling me back in..

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

As much as I feel sorry for Simon Weston, he got a small telly career, loads of money and a hot wife out of being burned. In fact, he's doing much better then I am, the crispy f**ker.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

As much as I feel sorry for Simon Weston..

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

As much as I feel sorry for Simon Weston..

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

As much as I feel sorry for Simon Weston..

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 8:01 PM BST

My between the line reading is slightly different to yours. I have no idea how this woman acts in company and why she causes such strong reactions in people.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

She might..

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

She might..

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

She might..

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

She might..

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 3 2012, 11:51 AM BST

Who knows?

Stylee hun, I know Palace just got beat 3-0, but that's a bit of an extreme quotation nervous breakdown :)

Is this a form of tourettes?

Oi lay off tourettes!

I love a bit of tourettes.

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