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I read the news today oh boy! Page 738

*makes note*

Quote: Marc P @ March 27 2012, 2:37 PM BST

Blow it out your ass tOotyJ!

Having to do my own reedits, it's a thankless job.

Quote: AJGO @ March 27 2012, 2:51 PM BST

Heh, smoke enough and try to get them premature

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ March 27 2012, 1:35 PM BST

And if you turn up naked, join the other fun seekers in a giant naked pyramid and confess to being a communist, Muslim, alien.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

As long as your not rambling around town centres in the nud - because that is far worse.

Renegade you smoke so much your spunks swimming backwards and giving you a reverse blow job.

Quote: sootyj @ March 27 2012, 3:22 PM BST

Renegade you smoke so much your spunks swimming backwards and giving you a reverse blow job.

Um, yeah, well...you had a wank and wiped your bum with the spunky tissue and made yourself pregnant and had a big retarded shit baby that came out your arse and the retarded shit baby was your twin except he told funnier jokes, had more friends and more hits on his blog.

See, this is what happens when you corner me, yeah, sorry to be so satrically vicious, but you asked for that. Yeah.

Pirate

;) :P

The only thing that gets less hits is yo mama when she sells her self around town when the fleets in.

The blind, drunken, Russian arctic fishing fleet.

Quote: sootyj @ March 27 2012, 3:31 PM BST

The only thing that gets less hits is yo mama when she sells her self around town when the fleets in.

The blind, drunken, Russian arctic fishing fleet.

Yo mama puts Febreze on her ankles so her ears smell nice.

(actually, I'm not very good at the yo mama jokes, so I will declare you the winner now)

:(

Yo uncle f**ked has been in your rear entrance more times than Tony Blair sneaking into the Chilcott enquiry.

Yo Papa is like Jesus. You've never met him and he could be anyone.

Yo sister is so cheap, she got kicked out the pound store cos they don't sell anything dat cheap.

Yo granma won yo mama in a game of pass the parcel in a brothel.

Yo granpa was rescued from a freak show, that rescued him from an abortion clinic.

Yo 1st cousin is so inbred he's you and so's yo step dad.

Quote: AJGO @ March 27 2012, 2:46 PM BST

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/beyonce-the-puppy-set-to-break-record-773337

Sorry to interrupt yo mamma do the hump Soots and RC but...awwwww, the little darling.

Nawwww

Quote: sootyj @ March 27 2012, 1:35 PM BST

Take your life in your hands when you travel into "Gated Community Land of peril!" wearing a hoody.

But how do you get to this world of fun, adventure and neoconservative doctrine?

Guess what: the shooter is a registered Democrat.

Lucky he didn't shoot himself then

Lucky he didfnt shoot himself then

Banker does duck dives:

http://www.godvine.com/Banker-Rescues-Ducklings-in-the-Most-Heartwarming-Way-1304.html

Quote: billwill @ March 27 2012, 8:01 PM BST

Banker does duck dives:

http://www.godvine.com/Banker-Rescues-Ducklings-in-the-Most-Heartwarming-Way-1304.html

Sorry, I've got something in my eye, hair or something. . . .

"dabs both eyes with corner of hankie, blows nose and give a manly throat clearing noise"

Right now where were we? . . .

Quote: billwill @ March 22 2012, 1:08 AM GMT

But the question at real issue here is not so much what happened on the night, but why has the resident not been arrested and made to prove beyond reasonable doubt whether or not his actions were justified. Trial & aquittal by media & hearsay is not adequate when a death is involved.

I remembered this post when I came across a story detailing Florida law.

776.032 Immunity from criminal prosecution and civil action for justifiable use of force.-

(1) A person who uses force as permitted in s. 776.012, s. 776.013, or s. 776.031 is justified in using such force and is immune from criminal prosecution and civil action for the use of such force, unless the person against whom force was used is a law enforcement officer, as defined in s. 943.10(14), who was acting in the performance of his or her official duties and the officer identified himself or herself in accordance with any applicable law or the person using force knew or reasonably should have known that the person was a law enforcement officer. As used in this subsection, the term "criminal prosecution" includes arresting, detaining in custody, and charging or prosecuting the defendant.

(2) A law enforcement agency may use standard procedures for investigating the use of force as described in subsection (1), but the agency may not arrest the person for using force unless it determines that there is probable cause that the force that was used was unlawful.

(3) The court shall award reasonable attorney's fees, court costs, compensation for loss of income, and all expenses incurred by the defendant in defence of any civil action brought by a plaintiff if the court finds that the defendant is immune from prosecution as provided in subsection (1).

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