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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 24 2012, 2:24 PM GMT

Quite right that Matthew should make fun of people talking about a subject to an absurdist level. Thank goodness we don't fetishise and over analyse anything else on here.

Rather a TV show than weapons!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 24 2012, 2:10 PM GMT

Anyone else getting hard reading all this bullet and gun info? Zooo? You're a little bit hard, aren't you Zooo?

Hee. There's only two people here who get hard over guns, and we know who they are.

Quote: zooo @ March 24 2012, 2:33 PM GMT

Hee. There's only two people here who get hard over guns, and we know who they are.

Is that a dig at Trayvon's rigor mortis?

According to the police report, Trayvon was carrying Skittles. So perhaps Zimmerman was just trying to knock him over.

This video should put the case to rest:

1) The kid's father said it isn't his son's voice screaming.

2) Martin attacked Zimmerman and was beating him up. Witnesses saw it.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/orlandowesh-16122564/sanford-police-speak-out-in-trayvon-martin-case-28640523.html

What a sick, heartless bastard Zimmerman is:

http://news.yahoo.com/video/orlandowesh-16122564/nbc-obtains-george-zimmerman-voice-mail-28712026.html

And Jesse Jackson wades into the fray: 'Blacks are under attack.'

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-trayvon-martin-case-jesse-jackson-20120323,0,2131299.story

Not exactly news, but it was in a newspaper :)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/mar/23/naked-rambler-prison

Thoughts?

I think he's a bit of a silly sausage.

Yep, he's a real kook.

Indeed. But if they can't find anyone who's offended or scared, then should we be detaining him (especially considering it's spending the taxes of the people who they're meant to be protecting but who don't in this case consider themselves to need protection)?

Can't really see why, nope!

In general I would certainly prefer nudists to stay in their special little nudist camps. But prison is a tad overdoing it.

What is the difference between M.L.King Day and St.Patricks Day? On Saint Patricks Day everyone wants to be Irish for a day.

NMJ

Naughty joke but seems illustrative of something or not.

Quote: AJGO @ March 24 2012, 7:35 PM GMT

Indeed. But if they can't find anyone who's offended or scared, then should we be detaining him (especially considering it's spending the taxes of the people who they're meant to be protecting but who don't in this case consider themselves to need protection)?

Forcing someone to look at your naked body when they don't want to can be considered a (albeit incredibly mild) form of sexual assault. He walked out of prison naked without having packed. He I guess is trying to prove a point or something. That or he's developed some sort of mental illness (has anyone checked for this?). Problem is this is what's happen when some one has a daft point to prove with the law, it just keeps responding in the same old way.

Those points covered in linked article :)

I don't read the Guardian.

The Daily Mail has scientific proof that it can turn your brain cells into organic muesli.

Synapse carotid and pons?

Sorry, that was appalling. I pledge never ever to try to think of brain and cereal puns ever again

I think you may need to goto the Guardian tomorrow morning, I'm quite tempted by Grace Dent on how to tweet.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/open-weekend/how-to-be-funny

Except I find her about as funny as piles.

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