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This is exactly the sort of thing right wing celebs said about Tony Blair before the 97 election, and he didn't turn out too bad... Oh, wait. He did.

Now I'm not saying we should be able to shoot 'em, as they can in America, but come on! Absurd!!

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a195165/klass-scared-intruders-away-with-knife.html

A lone woman waved a knife through a window at people, outside her house, who were trying to break into her shed and she gets told off?! Whichever policeman actually said that is an idiot.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 9 2010, 5:45 PM GMT

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a195165/klass-scared-intruders-away-with-knife.html

A lone woman waved a knife through a window at people, outside her house, who were trying to break into her shed and she gets told off?!

Too bad we don't have a "shakes head in disgust" smiley.

What a load of old wank.

Quote: zooo @ January 9 2010, 11:24 PM GMT

What a load of old wank.

Morrace appears to have discovered a smilie for that along with other smutty smilies that he finds hilarious.

Heh. And he's using it like it's going out of style.

That scrote who poured bleach over a woman for shushing him in a cinema has been locked up for 12 months.

What the hell is wrong with this country? He got a quarter of the sentence that guy got for beating a burglar with a cricket bat.

Why can't the courts get it that violent unprovoked criminals should be locked up, until they are no longer a threat?

Maybe Tennant meant proper old school scary Cybermen?

or even the dread piberman?

Quote: Gavin @ January 9 2010, 11:33 AM GMT

David Cameron is scarier than Cybermen, says Doctor Who's David Tennant

WTF does that make George Osbourne ?

:O

Quote: sootyj @ January 11 2010, 7:17 PM GMT

That scrote who poured bleach over a woman for shushing him in a cinema has been locked up for 12 months.

What the hell is wrong with this country? He got a quarter of the sentence that guy got for beating a burglar with a cricket bat.

Why can't the courts get it that violent unprovoked criminals should be locked up, until they are no longer a threat?

I couldn't agree more!

Google has had enough of China's shenanigans. Good for them.

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/01/new-approach-to-china.html

Quote: DaButt @ January 12 2010, 11:22 PM GMT

Google has had enough of China's shenanigans. Good for them.

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/01/new-approach-to-china.html

I love a quote that Google gave:

"We don't think it's the Chinese government"

I believe they misquoted that: "Without doubt it's Chinese Government"

Quote: DaButt @ January 8 2010, 8:33 PM GMT

The UK troops I've seen on the documentaries in Afghanistan and Iraq seemed top-notch and highly motivated, but slightly undernourished and under-supplied.

Only 'slightly'? What glossy documentaries have you been viewing?

Quote: Aaron @ January 14 2010, 10:03 PM GMT

Only 'slightly'? What glossy documentaries have you been viewing?

It's not like they looked like Auschwitz victims, just a little too skinny.

Quote: Paul W @ January 13 2010, 8:16 AM GMT

I believe they misquoted that: "Without doubt it's Chinese Government"

Investigation shows that the attacks originated from the Chinese government. Big surprise.

http://arstechnica.com/security/news/2010/01/researchers-identify-command-servers-behind-google-attack.ars?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss

Quote: Gavin @ January 9 2010, 11:33 AM GMT

David Cameron is scarier than Cybermen, says Doctor Who's David Tennant

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics-news/2010/01/09/david-cameron-is-scarier-than-cybermen-says-doctor-who-s-david-tennant-86908-21953547/

Laughing out loud

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