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I read the news today oh boy! Page 68

eee orr... eee orr....eee orr ... to be thrown of that church tower

I reckon it was suicide homes. Even donkeys get sad.

and he provides that no one will be able to buy or to sell or to post, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the fat lady or the number of the fat lady's name. Here is wisdom Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the fat lady, for the number is that of a fat lady; and the number is eight hundred and eight eight.

– Rev. 13:17-18

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/6933898/Full-body-scanners-may-break-child-pornography-laws.html

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 5 2010, 11:00 AM GMT

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/6933898/Full-body-scanners-may-break-child-pornography-laws.html

They had a full body scanner in Total Recall and nobody complaimed about that. And they had quite a big Martian terrrorist problem too.

I'm not usually a conspiracy theorist, but I find it remarkable that just after the idea of these scanners was initially floated an incompetant terrorist straps a bomb to his balls.

It's also surely only a matter of time before we start getting celebrity body scanner porn leaks.

"One Flight In Paris" maybe?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 5 2010, 11:13 AM GMT

I'm not usually a conspiracy theorist, but I find it remarkable that just after the idea of these scanners was initially floated an incompetant terrorist straps a bomb to his balls.

So you're alleging that the powerful airport-body-scanner-industry trained an incompetent terrorist to fail in blowing up his scrotum-bomb in the hope of making the governments of the world buy loads of airport-body-scanners. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ January 5 2010, 11:18 AM GMT

So you're alleging that the powerful airport-body-scanner-industry trained an incompetent terrorist to fail in blowing up his scrotum-bomb in the hope of making the governments of the world buy loads of airport-body-scanners. ;)

No.

It was the CIA, obviously.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 5 2010, 11:19 AM GMT

No.

Fair enough.

Apparently the problem is paedos using them to look at naked kids.

Paedos or terrorists who's the biggest threat?

There's only one way to decide fight!

Oh and people getting naked pics of celebs.

Salt finally arrives after urgent plea from Cumbria County Council

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Yeah!

Stick them on a road and let cars and buses drive over them!

:D

How I wish this headline did not refer to Big Brother.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/2796772/Vinnie-Jones-is-trapped-in-phone-booth.html

A bloke who survived the Hiroshima atom bomb blast and moved back home to survive the Nagasaki bomb(or whas it the other way round?)died today. Not a bad innings. I bet in 1945 he didn't expect to last so long.

Quote: Chappers @ January 6 2010, 9:18 PM GMT

A bloke who survived the Hiroshima atom bomb blast and moved back home to survive the Nagasaki bomb(or whas it the other way round?)died today. Not a bad innings. I bet in 1945 he didn't expect to last so long.

Bet he wondered why Truman disliked him so much !

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