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I read the news today oh boy! Page 667

Money can get you out of the most remarkable fixes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

this one still makes me sick

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 13 2012, 4:23 PM GMT

Rape, beatings, paedophilia and in some cases, even murder are all ignored.

But insult the prophet and you're in deep doodoo. This guy will probably be executed for tweeting:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17008738

Classy that the BBC prints the story but not the tweet

Quote: sootyj @ February 13 2012, 4:55 PM GMT

Money can get you out of the most remarkable fixes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

this one still makes me sick

Unf**kingbelievable.

It's almost worth flying to Japan to kick the f**k in the f**king balls.

Quote: DaButt @ February 13 2012, 6:37 PM GMT

But insult the prophet and you're in deep doodoo. This guy will probably be executed for tweeting:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17008738

How Saudi gets away with the shit it pulls is beyond me.

They're still funding half the Islamists out there.

And now the Israeli and Saudi ambassador appeal to the UN to lay off Assad, what a world.

Benefit fraud makes me sick.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-17017004

eh?

Quote: sootyj @ February 13 2012, 8:05 PM GMT

eh?

Last sentence.

"The couple deny charges of benefit fraud along with their daughter Faaiza, 44."

Sickening.

I never read the last sentence of anything.

Bit random adding the accusation of benefit fraud but I suppose it's putting the treatment of a disabled victim into the usual perspective ie ignored.

And of course, by replying too early I miss out on the milestone post.

Killer whale sighted off coast near Sheringham
Eyewitness Marc P commented: "It was a killer whale absolutely no doubt; just out there off the point where the pink elephants are now."

Sheringham's most succesful author arrested for public indecency.

The author of "Bloody Berk" was hanging around an aquarium demanding a visiting group of Japanese tourists step outside and watch him "Free Willy."

The "giant pod of land based orcas" turned out to be a visiting coach load of nuns from Bridlington.

Laughing out loud Yes Sootyj I actually laughed at a post of yours! but I do love Marc.

Always glad of the approval.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/feb/16/asa-investigate-big-fat-gypsy-wedding-ads

Does it make me a racist that I find this incredibly irritating?

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