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I read the news today oh boy! Page 653

Quote: Elliott Gill @ January 31 2012, 6:36 PM GMT

I fear that this thread has taken a horrible nose dive. Sorry Stacey. :(

Aw, she's alright, she's got a nice man now (with a lovely name).

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2012, 6:36 PM GMT

In that case every mother and father in the army does worse!

And protecting the UK from terrorists is definitely equatable to being in the Celebrity Jungle.

You could look at it like that. Or you could look at it as them 'abandoning' their kids to go and kill foreign people. ;)

Anyway, the money Stacey got for that show will probably pay for her abandoned kid to go to university. And probably buy its first house. (They get bloody loads!)

I don't know who she is, but I know I hate her.

That's sooty!

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2012, 6:41 PM GMT

Anyway, the money Stacey got for that show will probably pay for her abandoned kid to go to university.

Well, that's okay then. I didn't realise a university place was at stake.

And once again, I am vilified for having a go at someone off the telly. :(

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2012, 6:42 PM GMT

but I know I hate her.

Anti-semite!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 31 2012, 6:45 PM GMT

Well, that's okay then. I didn't realise a university place was at stake.

And once again, I am vilified for having a go at someone off the telly. :(

Awwww, you poor wee bairn.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 31 2012, 6:45 PM GMT

Anti-semite!

LOL :D

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2012, 6:46 PM GMT

Awwww, you poor wee bairn.

Hey, save that kind of talk for Stacey's half gay, abandonment issues, self harming sprog.

Hey Zooo what do you shout at the hight of passion?

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2012, 6:42 PM GMT

That's sooty!

Me too!

Oh I dunno I gave up rationalising my embittered envy, just took to much time.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 31 2012, 6:45 PM GMT

Well, that's okay then. I didn't realise a university place was at stake.

And once again, I am vilified for having a go at someone off the telly. :(

Anti-semite!

Dude I'm Jewish I know the shit we get upto.

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2012, 6:53 PM GMT

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Dude I'm Jewish I know the shit we get upto.

Semite!...and conversely...Anti-semite!

I bet you're the kind of Jew who buys a bacon sandwich and then complains about the small portions. ;)

I'm the kind of Jew who writes better material than that!

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2012, 7:45 PM GMT

I'm the kind of Jew who writes better material than that!

Shame you don't have the showbiz connections. :(

(RC uses his Irish roots to explain his failure thus far)

You could always pretend Lousie Walsh raped you in a toilet?

Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2012, 7:52 PM GMT

You could always pretend Lousie Walsh raped you in a toilet?

Pretend? Yeah, I'm going to pretend that happened. Teary

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