If I write a letter to Iceland asking why Stacey Solomon hasn't married me yet...
...It could happen I suppose. 
I read the news today oh boy! Page 652
Dude sick!
Quote: Elliott Gill @ January 31 2012, 5:45 PM GMTIf I write a letter to Iceland asking why Stacey Solomon hasn't married me yet...
Whereas I think Stacey is an attractive and nice lady, if I had to listen to her say 'Ha, ha, ha! I don't know' as the answer to every question ever posed, I think I'd end up choking the f**king life out of her.
You have much more tolerance then I Elliot.
Or a gag.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 31 2012, 6:09 PM GMTWhereas I think Stacey is an attractive and nice lady, if I had to listen to her say 'Ha, ha, ha! I don't know' as the answer to every question ever posed, I think I'd end up choking the f**king life out of her.
You have much more tolerance then I Elliot.
I vote Renegade to marry Stacy Solomon
Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2012, 6:10 PM GMTI vote Renegade to marry Stacy Solomon
Ha, ha, ha! I don't know! No, honestly, ha, ha, I don't even know! (forever and ever)
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 31 2012, 6:10 PM GMT
Dirty, like it.
Dirty rag??? 
Quote: sootyj @ January 31 2012, 6:10 PM GMTI vote Renegade to marry Stacy Solomon
LOL, I've got to admit that'll be interesting. I think there's a sitcom here?
Quote: Elliott Gill @ January 31 2012, 6:17 PM GMTLOL, I've got to admit that'll be interesting. I think there's a sitcom here?
'Come on Renny-fing, we have to get married otherwise we don't get any dosh from Hello.'
'Can't you just marry the father of your child?'
'I would do, but I don't know who he is. Ha, ha, ha! Honestly, I don't know! Maybe I'm fick or something? Ha, ha, ha! What am I like? Ha, ha, ha. Don't call me a tart! Ha, ha, ha!'
'Right, I'm f**king off to Iceland...the country.'
'Why would they name a country after a supermarket?! Ha, ha, ha!'
Bit harsh to suggest she doesn't know who the father of her child is?
He said he choke her to death.
Hopefully on one of those adverts.
Whilst singing "you won't be coming home for Christmas"
And then putting her chopped remains in a plastic bag for convenient and none wasteful reheating.
Quote: AJGO @ January 31 2012, 6:30 PM GMTBit harsh to suggest she doesn't know who the father of her child is?
Harsher then abandoning your child for weeks on end whilst participating in dumb reality shows?
Yes, I am heartless. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 31 2012, 6:34 PM GMTHarsher then abandoning your child for weeks on end whilst participating in dumb reality shows?
In that case every mother and father in the army does worse!
Anyway. Not one to gossip... but while we're on the subject I just read Stacey's Wiki, and the father of her baby went off with another man.
I fear that this thread has taken a horrible nose dive. Sorry Stacey. 
Quote: zooo @ January 31 2012, 6:36 PM GMTbut while we're on the subject I just read Stacey's Wiki, and the father of her baby went off with another man.
That's the wife for me! 