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I read the news today oh boy! Page 627

Quote: zooo @ January 10 2012, 10:50 AM GMT

Ooh, good to see At The Drive-In are still together.
One day, if I ever find my CDs, I could listen to that again.

Well,not 'still',they were split up for the last ten years and formed two different bands; they just announced they were getting back together yesterday.

Ahh.
Weird!

Cantona is running to be the new President of France. Though it's mainly a publicity stunt to raise awareness for homeless charities.

Shame, I'd love to see President Cantona losing it during an EU debate and kung fu kicking Angela Merkel in the tits.

He would at least have a soft landing.

Quote: sootyj @ January 10 2012, 8:29 AM GMT

Possibly no Snoop on account of him being arrested.

He'll get a fine, just like Willie Nelson.

Quote: Timbo @ January 10 2012, 11:52 AM GMT

So you're saying it must have been one of the royals who did it?! :O

My money's on the old man.

Quote: keewik @ January 10 2012, 3:43 PM GMT

My money's on the old man.

'Oh no, it couldn't have been me, I was in hospital having heart surgery...or was I? Muwahahaha.'

The perfect crime.

Fancy a cuppa?

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Quote: Nogget @ January 10 2012, 5:50 PM GMT

Fancy a cuppa?

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Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Is the small print funny too? Or is it just generic. 'Cos I can't read it.

Apparently they're going to make a film version of real time drama "24".

I'm buggered if I'm going to the cinema to watch it. I get restless after about 2 hours.

And apparently they're remaking Police Academy.
Weird.

Quote: Nogget @ January 10 2012, 5:50 PM GMT

Fancy a cuppa?

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You've go to hand it to The Sun's headline writers !

" I've been Edam fool but I'll be Gouda from now on."

Quote: zooo @ January 10 2012, 6:36 PM GMT

Is the small print funny too? Or is it just generic. 'Cos I can't read it.

Freshly pilfered?
Putting the 'T' in kleptomaniac?
Part of our new 'thieve it and sieve it' range?

How I would probably do it if I were so minded.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-drowns-in-whisky-vat.html

But not planning on buying any glenffidich in the near future. Too full bodied.

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