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I read the news today oh boy! Page 626

Quote: sootyj @ January 9 2012, 6:10 PM GMT

That he stole from something as chavvy as Tesco makes me suspect it was a desire to be seen as publicly vile and judged.

You should see the size of the sausage down Gordon Ramsey's trousers when he leaves Lidls.

McCain endorse Obama-by accident!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SiNnLjXLJq0

Not all that impressed with the newly unveiled Coachella lineup but I'm happy to see that fIREHOSE are reuniting.

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' Ready Steady Crook' OH dear he'll be roasted over the coals, it is sad , and it is an illness. Errr

Blessed are the cheese-takers.

Booyah!

thats worthy of Newsrevue atleast

Parsley sage rosemary and crime

Quote: DaButt @ January 10 2012, 2:47 AM GMT

Not all that impressed with the newly unveiled Coachella lineup but I'm happy to see that fIREHOSE are reuniting.

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Possibly no Snoop on account of him being arrested.

Quote: Rob H @ January 9 2012, 6:32 PM GMT

I took it to mean that he is not a very nice person.

Yes, he's (according to her) a creepy perve.

This case demonstrates how circumstances affect sentencing. If you nick something while a riot is on, you can expect a jail sentence. But if you do it in genteel Henley, and you're a cleb, then you just get a caution. And you're given column inches to pour out your heart and tell the world how you need treatment, implying that obviously you're basically a lovely person who suffers from a terrible affliction and we should all jolly well feel bloody sorry for you. By comparison, when that teenage girl who stole two left-footed trainers during the summer riots got caught, the media simply portrayed her as being an incredibly stupid thief (which she was).

Samsung's 'future-proof' voice-controlled television - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-16480712

"Samsung's president of consumer electronics, Boo-keun Yoon, unveiled the firm's flagship LED television at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas noting that his firm currently sells two televisions every two seconds."

Er, or one TV every second? Eh?

It's that attitude Tuumble, is the reason that the future telly is a Samsung and not a consolidated Redifusion

I'm still getting to grips with the vertical hold...

No black belt for Tuumble.

Ooh, good to see At The Drive-In are still together.
One day, if I ever find my CDs, I could listen to that again.

Quote: Tuumble @ January 10 2012, 9:55 AM GMT

Samsung's 'future-proof' voice-controlled television - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-16480712

"Samsung's president of consumer electronics, Boo-keun Yoon, unveiled the firm's flagship LED television at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas noting that his firm currently sells two televisions every two seconds."

Er, or one TV every second? Eh?

I've always wondered why we call them "seconds" and not "firsts". Geek

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/missing-girl-dead-since-september-125406042.html

I can't image any Tom, Dick, or Harry being able to enter the grounds and stay long enough to hide a body. Don't they normally have security at Sandringham?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 10 2012, 11:39 AM GMT

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/missing-girl-dead-since-september-125406042.html

I can't image any Tom, Dick, or Harry being able to enter the grounds and stay long enough to hide a body. Don't they normally have security at Sandringham?

So you're saying it must have been one of the royals who did it?! :O

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