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Ministers are set to announce £200m in additional support to help members of "troubled families" find work and deal with debt and drugs problems.

The government has appointed eight specialist welfare-to-work firms to help individuals overcome barriers to getting a job and staying in work.

These include skills like timekeeping, writing a CV and job interviews.

So timekeeping is a skill now?

There'll be a feckin' NVQ in it next !

Angry

But Nicolas Sarkosky is French aswell - so that has to count for something?

Nicolas Sarkosky and Carla Bruni is living proof that women are not shallow creatures obsessed with looks. Just status, money and power.

Quote: Timbo @ January 3 2012, 8:25 AM GMT

Nicolas Sarkosky and Carla Bruni is living proof that women are not shallow creatures obsessed with looks. Just status, money and power.

Laughing out loud

Yep, we're all the same!

Just like Fred West is proof that all men are murdering psychopaths. ;)

I'm afraid Zooo they do. And now our secret is out....

Uh oh!

I'll get the duct tape Sootyj, you start the car.

"Oh Zoooo...........

None of you have the required facial hair to be proper murderers. You don't scare me...

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2012, 10:48 AM GMT

None of you have the required facial hair

*puts hand up* Me! Me!

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2012, 10:48 AM GMT

None of you have the required facial hair to be proper murderers. You don't scare me...

Stott has a beard he's absurdly proud of.

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2012, 10:48 AM GMT

None of you have the required facial hair to be proper murderers. You don't scare me...

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What are we going to call our new Skiffle band Will?

Quote: Will Cam @ January 3 2012, 10:44 AM GMT

I'll get the duct tape Sootyj, you start the car.

"Oh Zoooo...........

I like it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16347953

Finally got them. Was it worth changing the law for? I wonder how long it will take a half decent brief to get them out again? Not eighteen years I'll wager.

Quote: KLRiley @ January 3 2012, 3:10 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16347953

Finally got them. Was it worth changing the law for? I wonder how long it will take a half decent brief to get them out again? Not eighteen years I'll wager.

If I was to appeal, I'd claim that the trial wasn't fair because of the massive media coverage, of which no jury could possibly be unaware.

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