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I read the news today oh boy! Page 592

You are correct. But if I tell myself I'm not going on holiday for political reasons, I can feel rather clever and smug about it all.

You should try it!

Quote: AJGO @ December 19 2011, 11:27 AM GMT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2075683/Egypt-violence-Female-protesters-brutally-beaten-metal-poles-vicious-soldiers.html

Utter f**kers

Does the inconguity of this and the 'celebrity' stories on the right hand side strike any one else?

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 19 2011, 12:27 PM GMT

Does the inconguity of this and the 'celebrity' stories on the right hand side strike any one else?

An homage to Chris Morris- good bras, bad bras

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 19 2011, 9:28 AM GMT

Well that should kill conversation stone dead . . . .

http://www.expressandstar.com/uk/uk-news/2011/12/19/krankies-admit-to-swinging-past/

The Krankies are the most repulsive pair of people ever and that article just about made me reach for the sick bucket.

Quote: zooo @ December 19 2011, 11:37 AM GMT

There are so many countries being added to my list of 'never going there on holiday or giving them a penny of my tourist money due to them being run by complete f**kers.' :(

I shall also be checking the country of origin labels on my vegetables. That'll teach 'em...
(Might make me feel slightly better though).

I've lately taken to checking the labels on things in an attempt to buy British, but it's not easy.

I check where fruit and veg comes from, because it makes sense to buy apples from the UK rather than those flown here from another continent, if it means the ice caps might melt a bit slower and my descendants won't all get drowned.

Quote: Nogget @ December 19 2011, 8:31 PM GMT

I check where fruit and veg comes from, because it makes sense to buy apples from the UK rather than those flown here from another continent, if it means the ice caps might melt a bit slower and my descendants won't all get drowned.

I always check where meat and two veg comes from.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076168/German-Adolf-B-slept-daughter-500-times-jailed-3-years.html

What the f**k is wrong with people

Quote: zooo @ December 19 2011, 11:51 AM GMT

You are correct. But if I tell myself I'm not going on holiday for political reasons, I can feel rather clever and smug about it all.

You should try it!

Because you're a war criminal in hiding you mean?

Quote: AJGO @ December 19 2011, 11:51 PM GMT

What the f**k is wrong with people

How does that judge sleep at night?

Quote: AJGO @ December 19 2011, 11:51 PM GMT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076168/German-Adolf-B-slept-daughter-500-times-jailed-3-years.html

What the f**k is wrong with people

Life Adolf A. wasn't bad enough!

Seriously though, that is f**ked up.

Maybe the judge thinks the girl was asking for it. I shouldn't really read the news, it just depresses me.

Yeah, I try not to, the world is an awful place.

I only learnt about The Black Panther in August - now he's gone and died.

http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2011/12/19/black-panther-donald-neilson-dies-in-hospital/

Does four killings, three of which occurred in robberies, make you a serial killer? I wouldn't have thought so, just a very nasty man.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 20 2011, 10:28 AM GMT

Does four killings, three of which occurred in robberies, make you a serial killer? I wouldn't have thought so, just a very nasty man.

He's certainly not one our best serial killers! Although I do like the heiress kidnapping aspect of notoriety. You just don't get that anymore.

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