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I read the news today oh boy! Page 561

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 26 2011, 12:17 AM BST

Is it not prostitution by another name ?

Well not I suppose if there's no sex, also it's hideously expensive.

Quote: sootyj @ October 26 2011, 9:42 AM BST

Well not I suppose if there's no sex, also it's hideously expensive.

Then go less often . . . .

What else am I going to do with the money your wife keeps paying me to f**k her?

Quote: sootyj @ October 26 2011, 11:36 AM BST

What else am I going to do with the money your wife keeps paying me to f**k her?

Good book Shane Warne's autobiography . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15453517

Amy Winehouse coroner report.

'had 416mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood. The legal drink-drive limit is 80mg.

The pathologist who conducted her post-mortem examination said 350mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood was considered a fatal level'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-15466689

Read through but particular attention to the second paragraph under 'Fried breakfast text' !

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

http://www.expressandstar.com/blogs/peter-rhodes/2011/10/24/why-give-a-cat-a-name/

Please feel free to share your views with Mr Rhodes.

P.S. not wishing to influence your views at all but he is a complete right wing tosser of the worst imaginable kind. If you don't believe me, keep an eye on his articles.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3895978/Man-claims-prostitute-turned-into-a-donkey.html

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 26 2011, 8:55 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-15466689

Read through but particular attention to the second paragraph under 'Fried breakfast text' !

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Not bloody again!

There was a Hull trial where a woman got 9 months for texting whilst serving in jury (mind you she was claiming the defendant was a pedophile)

Aaaggh

Hotels can pay for jammers to block mobile signals and so could the deceased colonel Gadaffi.

Why can't courts or prisons?

Hey has anyone else seen the footage of Gadaffi being stabbed in the bum before being killed?

The wife of a Liberal Democrat MP has been given a nine-month suspended sentence for stealing a kitten from the home of her husband's lover.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-15490557

What is it with unlikely British women and cat-related crime?

Should be 9 months hard labour, the psycho bitch.

Quote: zooo @ October 28 2011, 3:29 PM BST

Should be 9 months hard labour, the psycho bitch.

Do you suspect she killed that kitten?

Hope not.
But whatever she did, it harmed/scared/upset the kitty, and its little kid owner. She's a cow.

Quote: Nogget @ October 28 2011, 3:53 PM BST

Do you suspect she killed that kitten?

That's the most likely outcome. Teary

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