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Fine market inspectors, traffic wardens, basically anyone likely to get stabbed.

Quote: sootyj @ October 15 2011, 10:18 PM BST

Fine market inspectors, traffic wardens, basically anyone likely to get stabbed.

Well exactly, not 'lots of people' just generally, but people who may need protection due to their job.

Is there some sort of armour I can buy to protect myself against your nidgering?

Quote: Marc P @ October 15 2011, 9:53 PM BST

You fetch em over to cut your cotton and then some f**king idiot passes a law to let them carry a gun like the white man. Go figure.

Let's not forget who ran the slave trade and shipped all those slaves over here: the British and their European cohorts.

I'm perfectly content with African-Americans who own/carry guns within the confines of the law. I'm not at all happy about the gang members and criminals who carry guns while they commit crimes and murder each other.

Legal guns carried/owned by law-abiding citizens = good.
Guns carried illegally by criminals = bad.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 15 2011, 10:17 PM BST

Just flagging this up in case Dabutt thinks this is an actual fact!

I assumed he was talking about law enforcement types and not the average citizen.

Quote: sootyj @ October 15 2011, 9:23 PM BST

There was a rather good show on BBC a while ago where they brought police from around the world to learn UK police techniques.

The Australian guy was amazed at how UK coppers all wore stab proof vests.

Basically saying if anyone looked like they were going to stab him he'd shoot them. Seemed to make sense at the time.

Kevlar vests will also stop ordinary bullets too I think, though not high velocity rifle bullets.

It's all happening in Oxford: http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/9307706.Kebab_shop_for_city_is_approved/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15327998

Final proof, if it were needed, that the country has gone f^ckin' mad !

Angry

;) Yes it's a 'Tragedy'...

Quote: billwill @ October 16 2011, 2:12 AM BST

Kevlar vests will also stop ordinary bullets too I think, though not high velocity rifle bullets.

Thing is stab proof and bullet resistant vests aren't the same. And combination ones are quite bulky and heavy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXdYHzdIeY&feature=player_embedded&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.noesify.com%2Findex.php%3F%2Ftopic%2F2694-you-want-fries-with-that%2F

Meet the customer complaints department.

Quote: Nogget @ October 17 2011, 12:55 PM BST

Meet the customer complaints department.

He probably would have got away with a self-defence claim but the fact that he was recently paroled after serving a 10-year sentence for murder is going to hurt his case.

Yesterday an IndyCar driver died after crashing his racing car into a wall at 225mph.

It's being widely reported that Dan Wheldon has "passed away".

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 17 2011, 5:12 PM BST

Yesterday an IndyCar driver died after crashing his racing car into a wall at 225mph.

It's being widely reported that Dan Wheldon has "passed away".

Aye sad but true.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/15330202.stm

Nice tribute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RycU_YwdKrU&feature=player_embedded

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-14406818
idiots

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