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I read the news today oh boy! Page 553

Holy crap. I got nine. NINE.

Go back where you came from!

But seriously most of the history stuff wasn't covered at school, it does seemly willfully difficult.

Covering the first census and not the date of magna carta hmm

I'm not even going to try. I know I'd get three.

Quote: Marc P @ October 12 2011, 3:28 PM BST

I took the test and now I have to leave the country! THanks a lot! :)

15 for me.

Me too!

You have insufficient knowledge of the English language or of life in the UK to remain

I can stay. 18 out of 24 but still think some of the questions were obscure.

Marry me Riley

(purely for visa reasons)

I assume there's a study guide that covers most/all of the questions and answers?

there was one for the old citizenship test, but these questions are so random...

nb the Sun had sample questions I got a 100% on

suspicious....

I got 18 but I couldn't see where to find out which I'd got right. Do you think this is real? Some of the stuff seems complete nonsense (probably the ones I got right).

Werrity; Walter Mitty figure? Paid for by philanthropists/far right groups? Gay Lover? Or just a mate? Take your pick, or why not invent your own explanation, since it'll be just as likely as any the Tories offer us. Maybe he's Fox's carer? His love-child? His imaginary friend?

;) Probably an arse wiper? ready with tissue for any leakages?...

I'd like to believe this was a pissed-off caption writer, rather than hackers.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/celebrity-photos/celebrity-photos-of-the-week-oct-12/article2197635/

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 13 2011, 9:47 AM BST

I'd like to believe this was a pissed-off caption writer, rather than hackers.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/celebrity-photos/celebrity-photos-of-the-week-oct-12/article2197635/

:D
She does look lovely though!

My favourite one is "Host Nacho Figueras arrives at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic in Los Angeles on Sunday dressed like a complete tool."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2048376/Tory-councillor-James-Malliff-suspended-gay-marriage-tweet.html

What an absolute dick.

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