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I read the news today oh boy! Page 545

As soon as I'm done eating this spaghetti I'm going to give you a good forking.

Quote: Marc P @ October 5 2011, 1:33 PM BST

Well in the US I guess they just pull out a gun. You might have heard the expression gunned down.

Laughing out loud

What's that one that they do in Glasgow?

The Glasgow kiss?

That's it.
Although now I think I meant a different one...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045467/They-wont-eating-curry-hurry-Participants-worlds-hottest-chilli-eating-contest-left-writhing-floor-hospitalised.html

Quote: zooo @ October 5 2011, 5:35 PM BST

That's it.
Although now I think I meant a different one...

The Glasgow Smile? One of the actors on Sons of Anarchy has one for realz.

Quote: DaButt @ October 5 2011, 6:32 PM BST

The Glasgow Smile?

That's it!
I saw someone doing that in a film and it was disgustingggggggggg.

One of the actors on Sons of Anarchy has one for realz.

Yikes. :(

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ October 5 2011, 6:16 PM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045467/They-wont-eating-curry-hurry-Participants-worlds-hottest-chilli-eating-contest-left-writhing-floor-hospitalised.html

:D
That's me after a Korma. :/

:D

Good name \/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-15184587

Quote: zooo @ October 5 2011, 11:29 AM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045190/Rugby-league-player-Greg-Johnson-arrested-glassing-bride-be.html

Nice.
Should have got more than 2 years for that I reckon. What a scary and weird over reaction.

What a c**t!

And his defence said the following.

Barrister Phillip Tully, defending Johnson, asked the judge if he would suspend the jail term.

He said: 'He's a young man of just 21 years of age who has a great deal to lose if he receives a custodial sentence.

'He is a professional rugby player for Wakefield Trinity Wildcats and a young man highly thought of by his employers and the community.

'He has been offered a a new contract by the club if he keeps his liberty. He is a young man at the start of a promising career in rugby

There is no f**king defence. There is no way he should ever be allowed to make a living from Rugby - but we all know he will.

That is a crap defence. Sounds like he was desperate. Am surprised he didn't try to blame it on the girl for wearing a revealing top. Or for having boobs.

Quote: zooo @ October 5 2011, 11:19 PM BST

That is a crap defence. Sounds like he was desperate. Am surprised he didn't try to blame it on the girl for wearing a revealing top. Or for having boobs.

I think this is one instance where you should have an eye for an eye.

I'm afraid it just sums up a large percentage of British blokes.

Just as I was rejoicing that the world is safer since Sarah Palin will not stand for President, Mr. K has suggested there may be somebody worse lurking in the wings.

She going to become the Queen of Scotland.

No. I laid claim to that title many years ago when I thought we might get independence. Any day now!

Whoooooooooo?

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