Aaron's head must have exploded when he saw all the misspellings, grammatical errors and half-formed sentences in this thread. I think I contracted dyslexia just reading them.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 526
Oh I thought it was one of the clearer dialogues.
DaButt, Who are you referring to?
I am totally amazed at the crime figures in my area , Wow the amount committed by OAP'S, seriously! cannot believe, why not check your area?
John McAleese, one of the most famous SAS soldiers has died. He made McNabb and the others jealous by being in, infact leading the Iranian Embassy raid, which made the SAS famous. He was the one who blew the windows out. A couple of years ago he appeared on the C4 show, SAS are you tough enough, he was the scary looking one with the handlebar moustache. And he was in the BBC doc. about the raid, which was one of the most fascinating documentaries I've ever seen.
He had a very dry sense of humour too. He said when they were watching a private screening of events after the raid, there was a woman sitting in front of him blocking his view. He said to her 'Move your f**king heed' in his scary Glasgow accent. When she obliged and moved her head to the side, he saw it was the Prime Minister, Maggie Thatcher. 
It was much funnier, the way he told it.
Great story Alf, where have you been for your hols?
I thought this was brilliant about the taxidermist in New Zealand.
Some people were really horifed and disgusted about this. Don't they have a sense of humour?
It's not like it's a new idea either, people have been doing that for years.
Jackalopes (jackrabbits with deer antlers) are fairly common around here.
Quote: zooo @ September 1 2011, 11:57 PM BSTIt's not like it's a new idea either, people have been doing that for years.
Yes - but I can't believe how disgusted some people were about it.
They're eejits.
It's just odd. Although does explain the state of my dog when he looked after him whilst I went on holiday.
"Muammar Gaddafi vowed ...his forces would turn the country "into a hell" rather than surrender like "women". "
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/01/muammar-gaddafi-libya
Surrender like "women"? I know Gaddafi is responsible for massacres, terrorism and other crimes against humanity, but as a Guardian-reader, I'm frankly shocked to discover he's not very pc.
And bizarrely his bodyguards are all women.