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I read the news today oh boy! Page 50

I didn't think the police would come out because a child won't have a bath and go to bed. Social Services maybe, but not the police.

I hope the child is now getting help.

American police are f**king animals.

That's shocking! (pun intended)

I think it's wrong, the most he should have done was made her lick one of those square batteries.

FFS!

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 19 2009, 3:10 PM GMT

That could quite easily have killed a child of 10.

I know. Bloody amatuers!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 19 2009, 3:02 PM GMT

Was this one highly televised too?

I'm not trying to make you feel old or anything, just curious. :)

Yes, every landing was a huge deal. They used to bring televisions into my elementary school classes so that we could watch the launches, landings and splashdowns.

The Sun's front page was some supermodel said something about not eating making you thin or something.

Quote: sootyj @ November 19 2009, 5:46 PM GMT

The Sun's front page was some supermodel said something about not eating making you thin or something.

No doubt they cribbed that from The Lancet. Rolling eyes

Quote: sootyj @ November 19 2009, 5:46 PM GMT

The Sun's front page was some supermodel said something about not eating making you thin or something.

Ironically Kate Moss has never been so big; she often looks like she's in early pregnancy. She actually only quoted an old dieter's motto; I think her smoking and parenting skills are of more concern than her weight.

She said her motto was nothing tastes as good as thin feels.

Hardly front page news that a model thinks that!

Merely pointing out how truly slack the Sun's choice of front page is.

Was there a pic?

Quote: zooo @ November 19 2009, 5:52 PM GMT

Was there a pic?

Image

"Nothing tastes as good as thin feels!"

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 19 2009, 3:08 PM GMT

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091119/twl-wild-child-10-tasered-over-bath-time-3fd0ae9.html

Would have been better if they waited till she was in the bath.

More tazers less hugs, child rearing the Sootyj way.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 19 2009, 3:08 PM GMT

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091119/twl-wild-child-10-tasered-over-bath-time-3fd0ae9.html

Rolling eyes ;)

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