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I read the news today oh boy! Page 496

Quote: catskillz @ August 14 2011, 12:43 AM BST

I'm going through people's comments and questions, and I'll start with this one, and tell you that 9 of the suspected terrorists have since been found alive and well.

But who told you this, and why do you automatically believe them?

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 1:01 AM BST

But who told you this, and why do you automatically believe them?

These guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ixuf236Dk and many others like them.

Quote: catskillz @ August 14 2011, 1:08 AM BST

These guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ixuf236Dk and many others like them.

I know your posts are in the context of a conversation, but do you genuinely worry about conspiracy issues when going about your day to day life? Do you have contact details that we can follow up if you suddenly stop posting? Not being sarcy, really interested!

In fairness though zooo,

someone recently said to me something like,
this is one of, if not the, biggest terrorist atrocities
in recent memory, America was attacked by an organised cell of
Saudi Arabians, working out of Germany, Pakistan and Afghanistan
(no connection to Iraq or Iran) and yet, despite the infamy of this crime...

NO-ONE you meet, can, off the top off their head, name one of the single perpetrators of this world famous attack.

Not saying they're alive and well, or in prison, just that there's not really much mentioned about them. Considering.

The official line is that. They say they were identified because rescuers found their passports in the rubble. Hmmm.

Although I'm NOT questioning anything, because the phonecalls passengers made to loved ones during the hijacking are heart breaking.

Did you read my JFK thing Catskills?

I just want to know, why we must disbelieve everything the government tell us, but we should believe unquestioningly things other people/blokes off the net/people who make YouTube videos tell us.

Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 14 2011, 1:19 AM BST

In fairness though zooo,

someone recently said to me something like,
this is one of, if not the, biggest terrorist atrocities
in recent memory, America was attacked by an organised cell of
Saudi Arabians, working out of Germany, Pakistan and Afghanistan
(no connection to Iraq or Iran) and yet, despite the infamy of this crime...

Just out of interest, why are your posts sometimes set out like that, with half lines?

DON'T CENSOR ME!

I think it's sometimes they make cute little paragraphs in the box, and easier to read and from posting so many sketches in the early days I got used to writing dialogue like that to separate from the directions.

Ah, fair enough.
Just makes me think people look a bit mental and disjointed when they type like that. :)

Anyways, where's Fox Mulder gone? That's the thing with conspriracy theorists, like Jevovah's witnesses, they want to recite everything they've heard at ya without making independent decisions... then as soon as you want a to and fro with them they shut down and bugger off.

That JFK stuff may've made me sound deluded, or a liar, but it's true.

Anyway, I'm off to watch some old school Richard Pryor now.

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 1:39 AM BST

Ah, fair enough.
Just makes me think people look a bit mental and disjointed when they type like that. :)

Don't hold back.

:)

Oops, wasn't meant to sound QUITE so rude.

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 1:30 AM BST

I just want to know, why we must disbelieve everything the government tell us, but we should believe unquestioningly things other people/blokes off the net/people who make YouTube videos tell us.

I never said disbelieve everything.

Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 14 2011, 1:46 AM BST

Anyways, where's Fox Mulder gone? That's the thing with conspriracy theorists, like Jevovah's witnesses, they want to recite everything they've heard at ya without making independent decisions... then as soon as you want a to and fro with them they shut down and bugger off.

:)

Who said I don't make independent decisions? There's plenty of stuff I don't believe. Well some stuff. Okay one or two things.

Quote: catskillz @ August 14 2011, 2:05 AM BST

I never said disbelieve everything.

But you seem to believe 90% of the conspiracy theories on the net.
Why is that any more sensible than believing 90% of what the government tells us.

You're exactly the same as us, just believing a different set of potential liars, aren't you?

Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 14 2011, 12:57 AM BST

I didn't see that one first time around,
Holographic Planes?

Seriously?

By the way, I'm not having a go, or a witchhunt, I like ya, and some stuff is fascinating to hear and right or wrong, at least it shows awareness of events.

But holographic planes?

Seriously?

Can you explain this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o0T2UVOFeo

And how did they fake the sound of the engines? Sound that was picked up on an sound measurements - when theorists were trying to prove a bomb went off seconds before the plane hit?

Quote: catskillz @ August 14 2011, 2:11 AM BST

Can you explain this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o0T2UVOFeo

That is one of the weakest conspiracy theories I have ever seen.
Thanks for the lols.

Maybe sooty was right and this is an elaborate joke.

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2011, 2:25 AM BST

That is one of the weakest conspiracy theories I have ever seen.
Thanks for the lols.

Maybe sooty was right and this is an elaborate joke.

Explain it then. And while you're at it, explain this as well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-q_46WiJA&feature=related

Actually, there's a longer version of this clip, where the "bird" flies in and out of the cloud more, meaning it must've had a gigantic wing-span. Also, did you know that the police received a few reports of "flying men" around the towers on 9/11? I kid you not. I'll try and find the better clip.

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