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The Renegade Hole Puncher. Coming to theaters near you soon.

Quote: Leevil @ August 13 2011, 3:18 AM BST

The Renegade Hole Puncher. Coming to theaters near you soon.

That could either be a really cool action movie or a very scary porn film.

The holes are very tiny ...

At least you won't have binder issues. Why the f**k isn't there a standard size? I know, I know different paper sizes but some have 2 others can have up to four. Madness!

Let's express our frustration by burning down our neighborhoods!

Sounds like a plan. Let's take out the local WH Smith first.

Quote: Leevil @ August 13 2011, 3:27 AM BST

Sounds like a plan. Let's take out the local WH Smith first.

Ain't got none of them here but I'll kick in the door of the next nail salon I see. (There are zillions.)

:O Yes I have heard a lot of stuff regarding conspiracy theories, my mate reckons 'Proctor and Gamble' use the 'eye in the pyramid' symbol, this represents the masonic brotherhood for generations past.

The symbol is seen on the dollar bill, and is also used by NASA.

I;m not sure we actually landed on the moon Errr

Quote: dellas @ August 13 2011, 3:33 AM BST

I;m not sure we actually landed on the moon Errr

Huh?

Trust me, "we" did. The evidence is overwhelming.

Buzz Aldrin says in the book 'Moondust' anyone who believes the theories is quite simply 'ignorant of science and technology and facts'.

I think the conspiracy is ludicrous and devalues the effort and sheer leap of faith the astro/cosmonauts took in terms of mental/physical preperation, balls and contribution to human history.

I don't drink Jack Daniels but I wouldn't mind hugging Jack Daniels right now.

The people (w/online names like Matrixsexboy97) who live in attics and bend data to fit their persecuted world views should be shipped off in a rocket and left on the moon and told to make their own way back. Hitch a lift the next time E.T pops down for an autopsy.

Then let Oliver Stone write the screenplay.

:D

:) Sorry but you aint been there and you cannot prove inconclusevly that anyone has set foot on there, a couple of 'studio pics' don't prove anything.

Quote: dellas @ August 13 2011, 5:21 AM BST

:) Sorry but you aint been there and you cannot prove inconclusevly that anyone has set foot on there

Recent lunar probes have sent back clear photos of all the Apollo landing sites, so you're spitting in the wind of science if you choose to believe otherwise.

:( Yes it is in their interest to continue the theory to annoy the Russians.

Quote: DaButt @ August 13 2011, 2:09 AM BST

Hoovering = vacuuming
Washing up = washing the dishes
Jelly = Jello
Boot = trunk
bonnet = hood
biscuit = cookie
Pants = underwear
Fanny = vagina
Fag = cigarette

There's plenty more;

Marco Polo=swimming game
World Series=US-only series
Snarky (bad)=sarky (good)
compact=small car
car=tank
liberal=conscientious
cheese=plastic slice
AAA rating= history

any others?

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