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I read the news today oh boy! Page 475

Kanyeezy doing what he does best - making a twat of himself: http://jezebel.com/5688773/kanye-wests-most-ridiculous-on+air-moments

Quote: chipolata @ August 10 2011, 11:18 AM BST

:D

Have you learnt nothing from the riots, Putters? Violence is wrong!

Hmm, I'd make an exception on their behalf.

When will this wanton destruction end? https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/cfs-ak-snc6/232109/74/10150275696764799_56241.mp4?oh=822e013f122eba7f7fdd5b7cf739c609&oe=4E454900&__gda__=1313163520_de0f3c0add630030a05b13cf16bc590f

Quote: Timbo @ August 10 2011, 8:49 AM BST

Sssh we don't want zooo to ban 's**g'.

EDIT:
Too late.

Why the c**ting f**k would I ban the word slag? :S

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2011, 8:32 PM BST

Why the c**ting f**k would I ban the word slag? :S

:D

Quote: catskillz @ August 10 2011, 4:10 PM BST

Kanyeezy doing what he does best - making a twat of himself:

I'mma let you finish, but I just want to say that Beyonce has made one of the best gaffes of all time, of all time! http://tonicgossip.com/2011/03/04/beyonce-makes-amends-for-gaddafi-gaffe-donates-cash-to-haiti-relief/

Ok, carry on.

Quote: catskillz @ August 10 2011, 4:10 PM BST

http://jezebel.com/5688773/kanye-wests-most-ridiculous-on+air-moments

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2011, 8:32 PM BST

Why the c**ting f**k would I ban the word slag? :S

Teary

This upsets me more than the riots.

Zooo shouldnt swear like this.

Squirrels! Kittens! Doilies!

Is that better? :)

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2011, 10:28 PM BST

Squirrels! Kittens! Doilies!

Is that better? :)

:( It's too late.

And too doily.

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 10 2011, 2:25 PM BST

I think this just about sums up the mentality of the looters...they're so utterly without ambition that they're actually raiding Poundland.

Image

I just think they're protesting at the way Poundland have wrongly used the word 'Everyday' in the picture. These yoofs know that, in the context it's used on the poster to the left of the Poundland window, it should be two words; 'every day'.

I heard there were even riots in Gloucester.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 10 2011, 2:52 PM BST

Oh, well that's alright then. Sometimes I forget why I come here and then someone reminds me -it's astringent intellectual analysis, appliqued with light-catching witticisms.

It certainly is alright. If we made everyone live like these rioters there'd be some with better tracksuits and more incomprehensible accents than others and they'd be the new elites. Then the toffs and nerds would feel so hard done by they'd have to riot. You can't escape Boris Johnson either way.

Quote: catskillz @ August 10 2011, 11:28 PM BST

I heard there were even riots in Gloucester.

It looks serious.

http://www.communitynewsgroup.co.uk/resources/images/1245825/?type=display

Laughing out loud

Very strange noise outside tonight: no helicopters. Sleep well, folks.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2011, 8:32 PM BST

Why the c**ting f**k would I ban the word slag? :S

Excellent.

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