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Quote: catskillz @ August 9 2011, 10:49 PM BST

Are there any black people in Glasgow?

The Glazweigian 'I Am Legend'

Quote: catskillz @ August 9 2011, 10:49 PM BST

Are there any black people in Glasgow?

Spell the word backwards.

Quote: DaButt @ August 9 2011, 10:54 PM BST

Spell the word backwards.

W.O...

Oh
:O

In Wigan where I am, a team of five police are guarding JD Sports.

See? That's you thwart a revolution...

Quote: DaButt @ August 9 2011, 10:54 PM BST

Spell the word backwards.

Sorry to keep asking for cultural reference points, but, is 'slag' a word
in America. That amuses me.

I know 'Slapper' is an alien term to Americans...

Hang on, scratch that, I can't even reverse 'Glas' properly... Never mind.

Has this thread just turned BNP? :/

Quote: catskillz @ August 9 2011, 10:49 PM BST

Are there any black people in Glasgow?

There's probably a growing number of black asylum seekers but if you're looking at colour, we mainly have Asians, though the majority are born Scots.

Come to think of it, there are no black people in Wigan either, are there?

Quote: zooo @ August 9 2011, 11:20 PM BST

Has this thread just turned BNP? :/

What, me?

Quote: catskillz @ August 9 2011, 11:25 PM BST

Come to think of it, there are no black people in Wigan either, are there?

Yeah, colour's no issue here. Religon creates a bit of tension, but colour, no.

Don't know the reason, but you don't tend to get much rioting in Scotland (ignores March 1849 and January 1919).

Too cold?

Sorry to keep asking for cultural reference points, but, is 'slag' a word
in America. That amuses me.

Hang on, scratch that, I can't even reverse 'Glas' properly... Never mind.[/quote]
Zooo, I meant the idea 'slag' is a word in Texas amuses me. Not the wordplay thing.

I was born in Bethlehem, I am far from Hitler youth.

It would warm them up!!!

Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 9 2011, 11:32 PM BST

Sorry to keep asking for cultural reference points, but, is 'slag' a word
in America. That amuses me.

Hang on, scratch that, I can't even reverse 'Glas' properly... Never mind.

Zooo, I meant the idea 'slag' is a word in Texas amuses me. Not the wordplay thing.

I was born in Bethlehem, I am far from Hitler youth.[/quote]
Are you the New Age Messiah? :O Huh?

Superstition has it that JC achieved all his miracles from 30 - 33.

I turned 30 in june and did my first gig.... so y'know....

Quote: catskillz @ August 9 2011, 10:49 PM BST

Are there any black people in Glasgow?

Frankie Boyle - he's the blackest man in show biz.

It's okay. The riots will be over soon. Cameron has sent in Rupert Murdoch to hack rioter's Blackberry's to stop them organising shit.

In other news, I doubt the feckwits will try rioting in Edinburgh. They'd all get hemmed in by the Ed Fest crowd.

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