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Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ August 8 2011, 11:07 PM BST

Cadbury World? That's off-Topic.

*snickers*

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ August 8 2011, 11:14 PM BST

*snickers*

Laughing out loud

Ken Livingstone's making a rather ill-advised political campaigning interview on News 24. He might have just lost next year's election there and then.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 8 2011, 11:01 PM BST

OI, I'll not have you besmirch the good name of potheads. We're a peaceful people.

Hey! Are you one? Haha, groovy. I've decided that all my material from now on, and all my sets, will be about pot. I wrote a bit last night when I couldn't sleep, about the time I got patted down at the airport with an ounce in my back pocket, and then the alsatian's nose started twitching...

Just hope I can get the words out on stage :)

Mmmmmm Bob Hope.

Who needs Al Qaeda when you've got the scummy bits of Britain's youth?

Night all, thanks for support

Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ August 8 2011, 11:07 PM BST

Cadbury World? That's off-Topic.

Nice place for a Picnic.

I think the best way to Cadbury World is by double decker.

Quote: Leevil @ August 8 2011, 11:31 PM BST

Mmmmmm Bob Hope.

aka

Weed, Hemp, Smoke, Mary-J, Bush, Waccy-Baccy,
Plant, Iguana, Sinsimella, Blunt, Stix, Skunk, Blow,
Lush, Herb, Tea, Grass, Gunjeh, Green, Brown, Reefer,
Solid, Hash(ish),Bud, Spice, Clay, Soapbar, Resin, Draw, Rocky,
Crop, Chong, Dope, Kif, Gage, Leb, Doob....

And finally, my personal favourite?

"El Majune"

aka

World Peace ! ! !

Quote: AJGO @ August 8 2011, 11:38 PM BST

Night all, thanks for support

Hope you get some rest, you're the BCG's Kate Adie.

No water canon on the British mainland. Would you believe it!

This situation kicked off a few days ago because the cops shot a gangsta.

Would anybody give a shit tonight if they shot another one?

Anyone?

The gangsta's mum?

When did shooting looters cease to be the accepted response?

This time next year is the Olympics. Pity we didn't have these riots just before London won the bid. Would have saved us a lot of money.

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